Hobss - This Is Why 11 Year Olds Shouldn't Raid

Hobss was a warrior who sincerely wished to be part of our guild, Bane on Maelstrom, and was allowed on our vent to speak with us and the hilarity begins.

Here's a list of the guildmates present that evening in order they appear:
Caerlon
Grashock
Hobss
Dichotomy
Moaner (Moane)
Avonaco
Destroye
Qik (Chonsey)
Pwyll
Rilke
Trog
Jucy
Hurtin
Ono
Ryno
Unjust
Gukthar
Dothorio (Coloncancer)
Smilz
Kath
Tsinca
Doctor Lector (Ezraaiyl, Ezlector)
Bistek
Sheedevil
WhiteKnight
Kyai
Lasmirra
Scypher
Donias
Nawnook
Onegg
Infiltrata
Chupa
Stormrage
Arrgh
Ducks
Luscious
Syrieal
Bubaafet
Haretik


**Just to clear the air. I had no problems with the original full length video being uploaded until the user CLAIMED it was his. A good friend of mine let me know. I informed the user to please kindly remove it. I received no response so I filed a copyright claim. I wasn't going to let the recording be owned by him.

Message Skuggaan sent saying he was the 'recorder'
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3113/skuggaan.png

This is a message Skuggaan left on his channel in case he deletes it. It now has him changing his stance from 'recorder' to given to him by the person who recorded it which was me.
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6568/skuggaan2.png

Clearly Skuggaan never really listened to the audio or atleast intently. There is absolutely no mention of Skuggaan ever during the recording or anyone with that name in the guild. None of my old guildmates know of the name either. I released this onto my guild forums shortly after it happened and it spread everywhere online. If you google it you can see the original links to this file online were from me. I never had any issues with people sharing this. Quite frankly I could care less it means I get less pestering from random people. I do have an issue with people claiming that this was THEIR recording.

If you take the time to actually look at the screenshots in the video you'll see that I was part of that raid and I was there during the event. You can hear Destroye say my name to see if this was even being recorded roughly 1:10 into this first video.

1m10s

"Wyvers, Wyvers, Wyvers are you frapsing, Wyvers are you frapsing please god" This is just one of the many references to show proof who was really there during the event.

F.A.Q.
Q: Do you still play?
A: Nope I don't play anymore.

Q: Is the guild still around? What server are you guys on I want to app? OMGS where did you xfer to??111
A: Nope, guild isn't around anymore. Majority of us have gone separate ways.

Q: Ok ok ok so who still plays? What server? What guild are they in now?
A: There are a few players who still do play. If they want to be found they'll respond. Destroye, Qik, Doctor Lector/EZ, Donias still play and a few others.

Q: wtf why did you remove the old full length video????!!!!!1111 Who do you think you are? YOU CAN'T DO THIS! WHERE IS THE WHOLE VIDEO? You're going to hell for what you've done! Upload the full video idiot!
A: Yes I know people clearly don't read this description, so explaining it here is useless since those of you reading this wouldn't really ask those questions..

Q: Where is hobss now? Can you tell me where Hobss went?
A: We have no idea where Hobss has gone, there's a ton of speculation. The comments area tends to give some ideas.

Q: Help me find hobss please.
A: No.

Q: Whats with the cat?
A: Apparently some couldn't hear the cat in the first video. The second upload of videos contained a higher quality copy of audio which is why you can hear a cat now. Said kitty is Avonaco's who is quite vocal anytime near the mic.

Q: Why is this video longer than the original 52 minute one?
A: The audio copy was a direct export from the Ventrillo recording and then taken to GoldWave and a remove silence filter was applied. In terms of length I have no idea why.

Q: Will you come do and interview for my .......
A: I'm sure we all have better things to do.

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[smallcutepuppy]

I was Avonaco. The cat in my profile pic here is the cat from the recording. Sadly she passed away last spring from lymphoma. It's nice(?) to see that the recording that includes me telling an eleven year old boy I was going to rape him is still going strong. :P Man, I really wish Wyvers had started recording earlier so you could hear all of Hobss' shit-talking that led up to us laying into him. Believe me, he was asking for it!

[Wyvers]

@smallcutepuppy Avo! Hope all is well! Sadly from what I remember I was too floored to start the vent recording earlier. =(

[dietcoke759]

we have to fucking find this kid.

[DepressedPsycho]

The legend of Hobss will forever live on.

[Deepified]

This kid, god damn. He's the definition of "where da bitches at"

[Deepified]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[serBroseph]

Hobss- Cunt Destroyer

[froodle09]

do you wear short skirts??

[Tomxxx]

@Dodge5278 I know what you mean I used to be in the guild like this when I played hopes of finding another guild like that makes me want to go back to wow :(

[ManlytearsUK]

Fake.

[crankanteater]

holy shit i heard this so many years ago, recognized as soon as he said lets talk about what we do at titty bars

[memyselfdinges]

Average day on Xbox Live without shouting.

[Lokim23]

@smallcutepuppy You're still a noob /signed Lokim

[123Steaky]

@derbigpr500 it's crazy, he is 17 now.