57 Varieties of Psychosis in Kansas City

On July 1, 2004, I got home from work and was alerted by my roommate Luis that there was a message written in ketchup on our back porch which read,"ADAM, The whole world hates YOU!!! Oldass" Needless to say, I was a little disturbed but also pretty amused. I mean, come on, it's a message written in KETCHUP! How psychotic is that? Yet somehow it feels kind of wholesome in a deranged sort of way. In any case, I never really found out who did it though I do have my suspicions. There was a repeat of the incident only it was on our front porch and I unfortunately never saw it. My neighbor found it and was pretty freaked out until I told her that it was probably just someone trying to get my attention and make a little mischief. The second message read: "You will never FUCKING know the Heinz 57 Gangstas!!!" I got a photo in the mail from a Wudantyaliketano whose address I traced to an insurance company somewhere in Leewood, Kansas. There were at least two people in the photo whose faces where obscured with a guy in the foreground holding up a ketchup packet. Gangstas, indeed! In any case, I got 3 things out of this:
a good story, a funny video, and a new nickname (I always wanted a nickname!) which is, of course, Oldass!

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[ronnievargo]

I hope it is at least Heinz! LT no C.