How to Write a Book

It's muted b/c I used a couple of songs. I have a lot that I could say about this but since it's obvious there's nothing I can do about it and TPTB wouldn't give a crap anyway, there's no point. I'll probably take the video down soon. Sorry.

This is a satire about writing a novel.
Read the blog post I based it on here: http://maureenjohnson.blogspot.com/2006/07/how-to-write-book.html

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• maureen
• johnson
• writing
• humor

[Kizuki5000]

Who was that in the car..????

[brecahalley]

The Deadline personified. Or maybe just the Writer's agent. ;)

[jeanjeani]

Link to your blog?

[brecahalley]

It should be in my profile, but just in case, it's rebeccael dot livejournal dot com. And maureen's blog is maureenjohnson dot blogspot dot com. :)

[beeliner01]

English isn't my first language..What's the word when she says, "In the denial phase, something rules." what is that something?

[brecahalley]

It's "frivolity," as in being frivolous. So like doing unnecessary things such as knitting, surfing the web, cartwheels, and crazy dancing. ;)

[harly30]

Writing is the submersion of the soul, it's skinless body , pure and benevolent, the clash of the senses, as millions climbing the mountains of fiery snowcovered roses, writing is to die, into and above life's starry night. To acend away , to constrict into limitless expansion of guided thought, It's to swim in the waters of enernity. It's

becoming some unknown force's sharpened pencil.

C. Rozotto

[Praterstern]

My problem is almost the same

hard to focus

i have jizillion ideas in my head but i am distracted by other things, such as youtube, friends, phone, and much more.

lol

i loved this vid

[popmomcorn]

i'm writing a horror book

[fuddygene]

Lol im writin 1 called "Mercury Monster!" almost done.. not mercury from space tho.. the kind in thermometers..

[GeronaDendao]

I lol'd.

[Brytebuss]

Perhaps you just suck? Keep at it.

[gat19a]

I'm currently writing my first book, and have noticed there doesn't seem to be a lot of support out there. Editors, and Publishers just say "Well, your pretty low on the totem poll." I say,"Thanks pal." I've been given bogus leads to (small run) publishers who literally laughed at me. Am I even going in the right direction? I have a Rock Solid foundation for this book, and it is coming along. characters are expanding and developing before my eyes. And the foundation of the plot is solid gold.

[DarsheeMusic]

thats deep (: you've inspired me!

you rock, (:

[ninjacup]

this vid could also be called "grad school" lol

[mmkkaa9933]

lol

V funny

[1HOLA2AMIGO]

omg, something like that happened to me!! exept i never got past paragraph one..