Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author
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".. or my mother is a jew" xD
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I MUST SEE THE AL QUAEDA REMAKE OF TWILIGHT
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@gb6710 amen!
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im sorry but this is so fn funny
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@safarigurl150 I think you're confused with FOX here. The Onion has real news, FOX is satirical. Duh!
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@orrgla ...are...are you...serious? I hate to have to ask this, but...you do know what satire is, right? As in, the Onion is not real news, these people are actors...you know that, right?
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You will be hooked or my mother is a Jew! MY GOD! I just found my catch line.
1 week ago 5
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its the ONION the onion is a satirical channel
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lol israeli people did the same for madonna haaretz.com/culture/arts-leisu
re/israeli-fans-beg-pm-to-hold -off-iran-attack-over-madonna- show-1.412014 #reallife guise
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after bin laden proclaimed his support for team jacob, he is assassinated. looks like obama is team edward.
too408 3 months ago 72
@HarrypotterisBEAST What, no man. This is real. What would make you think this is fake.
besie0 2 months ago 41