What If God Smoked Cannabis

Cher Ford McCullough sings What If God Smoked Cannabis , with the Hot Mulaba Band @ the VIP after party
for Paducah, KY 2004 cannabis march which she organized.
Lyrics
If God had long hair and a goatee
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story
Would you believe He had an eye infection
And yeah yeah
God looks baked
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tidy micro-bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone
When God made this place
In the beginning, did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah
God rolls great
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Do you 'spose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created both our homes
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bone

Category:

Music

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• Marijuana
• prohibition
• laws
• reform
• music
• weed
• grass
• pot
• ganja
• toke
• 911
• peace
• love
• onelove

[budharvesting]

NICE LOL 420 is just a few days away !!

[therealjamesbud]

I'll try & make the most of it. I have no plans other than keff & smoke the trimings. (just kidding a bit of budharvesting humor) Hey I am having a marijuana march in Paducah on May 9th High Noon @ Dolly McNutt Park. In front of the Police Station / Federal Couthouse, & Public Library. Rally 11:00 * March @ High Noon. We have Gatewood Galbraith, (search youtube) & Roland A. Duby, a marijuana music award winner from Nashville to sing & Craig Lee is our Hemp Guy. Well have a great time .

[sbdreamin]

need lyrics...

[therealjamesbud]

@therealjamesbud a healing plant… On either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare 12 manner of fruits, and yielding her fruit every month; and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. Revelations 22:1-2

[therealjamesbud]

@therealjamesbud “And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more.”.. Ezekiel 34:29

[therealjamesbud]

@d4m4s74 you people are missing the point ..Who care's who made the song the message is what is important. We have a religious right to smoke cannabis.. “The Lord said unto me, ‘I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs.”..Isaiah 18:4-5

[d4m4s74]

@kefiirinsh it's not by weird al

[QuestionableVids]

you guys totally arent stoned or anything :P

[jacksplace]

Happy 420 day

[Awwa1]

Yea, imagine if god got high...

"Hey wait a minute, let's put a beaver tail on this sucker, okay, um wait, fur, we'll make it a mammal, yea, hehehe, okay, okay, but make it lay eggs, hehehe! Okay, okay, and let's put a duck's bill on it! We'll call it a platypus, no wait, a duck-billed platypus! Yea, wuahahahaha! Look at that crazy thing! Look at it! It's trying to smack that crocodile with that beaver tail, LOL!"

or maybe not!

[irishignite]

The hemp plant (scientific name: cannabis, slang: marijuana) is one of the many useful herbs "yielding seed after its kind" created and blessed by God on the third day of creation, "and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:12) He gave hemp for people to use with our free will.