Almost Live - Roscoe's Rug Emporium Featuring Pat Cashman

In this classic skit from the Seattle tv show "Almost Live", Pat Cashman stars as an over enthusiastic salesman trying to get customers to his closing sale. The skit stars off as a normal commercial and quickly escalates into a hilarious collection of metaphors that will have you laughing out loud.
More information on Pat Cashman may be found at: http://www.patcashman.com
More information on Almost Live may be found at: http://www.king5.com/promotion/almostlive/

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Pat
• Cashman
• Almost
• Live
• Seattle
• Roscoe's
• Rug
• Emporium
• commercial
• king5

[lightzebra]

He is the announcer in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

[vidmaker8294]

I can only imagine this voice in Brawl Now.

Pat Cashman: Failure. Complete Failure. Not a Good win in the least. Failed. Bad... Not Good! FAILED! WE SWEAR IT! YOU SUCK! YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND PRACTICE NOW! RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO TRAINING MODE YOU LAZY S.O.B!!!!!

[nomadcowatbk]

@tkaye2

they reopened next week selling nothing but floor coverings

[ophios]

this is just like the local MOR store, they are always going out of buisness

[datacipher]

@tkaye2

Yep, it's amazing that it's so well done, it's still funny to people now, out of context. At the time, a local dealer was running VERY similar ads.....it was HILARIOUS that Almost Live called them on it.

[vanguy82]

Two people want Roscoe's to stay open FOREVER.

[ostrich67]

@communistjesus I was downtown today and the place is STILL OPEN.

[communistjesus]

I REALLY, REALLY MISS Roscoe's Rug Emporium ;O(;O(;O(;O(

[longlive289s]

cashman needs to get another radio show again. super underrated. funny fucker.....oh and for the love of god......BRING BACK ALMOST LIVE!!

[TheTVcasualty]

WE LOST THE LEASE!! CANT FIND IT!!! DON'T CARE!!!

[1994evol]

Fuck the dipshit who disliked this

[RunikaMori]

This game's winner iiiissss...!!