Star Trek II:The Wrath of Khan Review

I was sitting in front of my computer, about to do another one of my famous Star Trek reviews. All of a sudden, some sort of tear in space opened in front of me. I had my computer run a scan of it and determined that it was some sort of temporal rift. As I was wondering what could have caused such a rift, I saw a ship begin to take shape inside of it. "Is that an Ambassador class star ship?" I asked myself. I concluded that it was and tried to make out the registry number. "NCC-1701-C!" Just then I received a transmission. When I put it on my computer screen, I couldn't help but exclaim my great surprise "Howard Tuttleman, what are you doing on the Enterprise!?" He explained to me that he's been instructed to bring one of my Star Trek reviews back with him to the early 24th century. "Well, I was just about to review All Good Things from Star Trek:The Next Generation" I said. He then explained to me that I couldn't do TNG because it hadn't happened yet by the time he left from the future. I conceded to his logic and said "How about Star Trek II:The Wrath of Khan?" After a show of approval there was only one thing left to say...

"Howard, beam me up."

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[TuddersUK]

you give star trek fans a bad name. go and review babylon 5 and stop spoiling the trek universe!!!

[welovemrp00]

@TuddersUK lol

[ianwr000]

2:02.A ficticional character eh? End of review for me.

[welovemrp00]

Yeah, that's always bugged me...I tried to say fictitious and fictional at the same time.

[silentrascal]

You guys are morons, particularly that idiot with the glasses who was calling Spock a "gremlin". Give me a break, that's not funny, it's just stupid.

[TheHowardShow]

Dear Phil The Star-Track Reviewer,

Thank you for having me as a guest on your show. I had a great time. I did a lot of research after the show, and it turns out you were right all along. That was NOT a gremlin. I didn't mean to cause any trouble. You were right about a lot of other things you mentioned as well. I think the next movie you review should be Conan The Barbarian. I will be right most of the time if we have another debate-show like this one. Later.

[aperson22222]

I enjoy your stuff, Mr P, but your sidekick sucks!  Get rid of him!

[aperson22222]

Well when Ceti Alpha 6 spontaneously exploded Ceti Alpha 5 became barely inhabitable and Khan and his sidekicks had to use all their superhumanity just to survive, with no end in sight. That chipped away at Khan's sanity and he came to reevaluate Kirk, concluding that all his woes were because Kirk had exiled him--who couldn't be bothered to look in on him.

[Rahyuht]

Stupid review,It wasn't even a review It was just explaining the movies story :P 1/5

[SisonpyhArts]

hey guys no smoking on the bridge

[JixMa]

True enough & I'm sure that THAT'S what the writer come up with for Khan's bitterness towards Kirk, especially the loss of his wife, McGivers. I understand that w/out this manufactured grudge for Khan, there would have been no story, at least how ST2:TWOK played out. It just bothers me that it's all a concoction w/out any basis on how "Space Seed" ended. Know what I mean? I mean if Khan was sent into a penal colony to rot, THEN I could see a real animosity & hatred towards Kirk growing in Khan.

[welovemrp00]

Well if things had turned out well for Khan on the planet, he might not have held such a grudge. But instead, the planet went nearly dead, and Khan never so much as got a quick check up to make sure that anyone was still alive. Years spent fighting for life on a barren planet can make you look for someone to blame.

[JixMa]

[2]Kirk even gave Lt. Marla McGivers who fell in love with and even committed mutiny helping Khan, a chance to either be court martialed or accompany Khan to Ceti Alpha 5, the planet Kirk would allow Khan to call as his own.

So really, Kirk and Khan left on good terms at the end of "Space Seed", not as enemies as shown in ST2:TWOK with Khan being filled with hate and revenge for Kirk. McCoy was even stunned when Kirk was pardoning Khan for his crimes as they sat at that conference table.