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The Rapture didn't happen because Zombie Jesus crashed his space ship into Bertrand Russell's Orbiting Tea Pot.

Let's determine the day of the Atheist Rapture, by interpreting this random roll of D&D Dice:

D6 = 2
D6 = 1
D6 = 2
D6 = 6
D4 = 1
D8 = 1
D10 = 0
D100 = 20
D12 = 10
D20 = 11

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  • No, because Jeebus crashed his spaceship into the Orbiting tea Pot. That made the Flying Spagetti Monster mad, so (according to Rev. Campy) she is going to destory the world on October 21st. Somehow. And only this earth. The other 50 billion billion earth-like worlds in the universe are still safe.

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  • Hey! I got Rapturized.

    And we got free WiFi up here. And i'm having lunch Sam Clemens, and Carl Sagan!

    Jeebus is nowhere to be found; I heard he didn't make the cut!

  • well look ing down from the screen ya see 4 number 6's meaning its not 666 its 6666 then under the 6 is the number 4 confirming its 4 number 6's not 3 then note down the screen in the left the letter D repeats 5 times D stands for Devil so thats 4,5,6 then it has an = then thats 5 ='... so left =right=10 then add the numbers the dice rolled thats 12 witch is the universe key witch is made up of 2 half so the end will be at 2.3.4.5.6x the factor of the other half of the page divided by reality

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