Dr. Cox killer moment in Scrubs

Season 2 Episode 19 - My Kingdom

script =

Dr. Cox: Work! I hate you! You suck!

Elliot: I know, but I've been trying harder lately---

Dr. Cox: Barbie: Talking to the computer. But nice self-esteem.

Paul: Hey, cowboy--

Paul: --how 'bout you back off the little lady, and we'll all agree that you're really, really scary.

Dr. Cox: Listen, there, Flowers: I know that your pink scrubs are balled up at the base of Barbie's bed three nights a week -- and congrats on that, really -- but if you're gonna go ahead and have a show-down with everyone who hassles her, then, gosh, you two aren't gonna have any time for that sweet, Aryan sex that you love so much!

Hit the bricks, tow-heads.

Elliot: Come on! Let's go!

Dr. Cox: Why have we never fixed or replaced this monstrosity?

Nurse Roberts: You know the deal around here -- if it barely works, it's not gonna get replaced.

Dr. Cox: Well, I guess that explains why your ass is still on the payroll, huh? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Somebody stop me!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Scrubs
• JD
• John
• Dorian
• Season
• 2
• Perry
• Cox
• Turk
• Carla
• Elliot
• Laverne
• Flowers
• funny

[Allwaysborde007]

My life purpose is to be like him

[loves2sing4sure]

Dr. Cox is by far the best and funniest character on this wonderful show(:

[1AndOnlySharkM]

@loves2sing4sure definitely best, but jd is funnier

[OSixx]

ohhhhhh

[Hallyban1]

0:10 i dont think i could be closer to pissing myself haha !

[schwalbstar]

VOTE Dr.Coxx as new Charlie Harper! 

[SophiePortami]

I love his attitude problem

[similispastor]

OOOOOOoooooh Somebody STOP me!

XD

[cdelcarmen90]

"wallstreet John c.McGinley" youtube <------ Classic Dr. Cox...young...some things never change!!!

[FunAndRerunTv]

@hakkapella

yep....that's kinda the reason we came to watch it.....

[xXxidealess]

@Allwaysborde007 i think it'd be a better life purpose to be like jd... at least thats the lesson the show's sometimes trying to teach us:P because cox likes ppl like jd and often tries to get over his many many complexes but they're too essential

but i get what u mean, to be like him when hes as funny as in this clip (in the end) WOULD be jus great :D

[BBoyFury]

@loves2sing4sure Dr. Cox is by far the best and funniest character on any show ever.