So You Want to Intern on Capitol Hill: Introduction

Two Hill staffers discuss the new intern, Justin Intern.

So did the new intern in your office start today?

Yes. And Oh My God. He's a complete idiot. He doesn't know how to answer phones or do digital mail. And he keeps asking for more challenging stuff to do. I had to send him to the flag office just to get him away from me for half an hour.

Totally. I hate douche bags like that. Did he ask to start writing speeches or something?

Worse than that. He has an idea for universal health care legislation. I want to tell him, dude, just because you wrote a paper on it in your Intro to Poli Sci class doesn't mean crap on the Hill.

What is his name?

Justin. Justin Intern.

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Film & Animation

Tags:

• xtranormal
• Congress
• intern
• Capitol Hill
• politics
• Democrat
• Republican