Ode to Halle Berry (Disturbing Acoustic Tribute Song)

I do so hope you enjoy this loving tribute to one of modern cinemas most vibrant starlets (when someone's described as 'vibrant', picture them shaking uncontrollably. it makes mediocre conversation a bewildering jungle of comedy).

If you'd like the full lyrics to this, you have massive mental health issues.

I love you!

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Comedy

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[PositivelyPrimitive]

on your tags: yeah, where the hell ARE you? You never write, you never call, boo hoo hooooooo yah! Anne

[MBRHIndustries]

this one touched my heart. and peristaltic muscles.

[PositivelyPrimitive]

aw JIMjoo, it's much better to SEE you singing it, come out of hiding. are you having reconstructive surgery? I'm planning mine for January, after the holidays. Hope you heal up okay!

[PositivelyPrimitive]

LOL you know there are exercises to bulk those up, just stay away from the steroids. Anne

[idotvads]

This may make Halle drive drunk again.

[jacydc]

unfortunately, i WOULD like the full lyrics to it.

i wouldn't have if you hadn't mentioned it!

you SICKO.

and i love you too.

[zackspoopies]

awe, that's sweet. I hope Halle gets to hear it. I bet it would keep her in stitches.

[thaumatology]

consider me creeped out and diggin' it