Mr. Deity and the Matter

Timmy tries to avoid telling Mr. Deity that they don't have enough matter to create a universe organically.
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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mr.
• Deity
• God
• Religion
• Sacrifice
• Leviticus
• Matter
• Dark
• Energy
• Islam
• Allah
• Explosions
• Anger

[ShadowOfMaedhros]

You have BLASPHEMED AGAINST ALLAH and called Islam a VIOLENT religion! Any muslim who sees you on the street should CUT OFF YOUR HEAD with whatever small, dull knife they have readily available!

[misterdeity]

@ShadowOfMaedhros No, of course not. Haven't you heard? Islam is a religion of peace. They would never do something like that. You're such an Islamophobe!

[Evian622]

Nobody ever called you a douchebag when you were a graphic designer? That can only be attributable to your eschewing the use of the Comic Sans font.

On an unrelated topic, don't darken your hair! The deity is after all a silver haired being perched on a cumulus cloud. You're ruining your credibility.

[misterdeity]

@Evian622 Nope, no Comic Sans. And this is before the creation of the Universe -- think of it as pre-president/post-president. Look at how Jimmy Carter looked when he went into office, and how he looked in 1980.

[bizzee1]

I actually look forward to the advertising segments at the end of the Mr. Deity videos because they are just as clever and entertaining as the skits themselves.

[misterdeity]

@bizzee1 Thank you, oh great person of even greater wisdom and good taste!

[misterdeity]

@SSJKuhan Sure. It's 1300 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington D.C. See ya soon!

[ShadowOfMaedhros]

@gphhawkins Islam couldn't harm another individual, not being an individual itself, but muslims can. And should! A phobia is an irrational fear of something, not applicable to those who have reason to fear that thing. So the world can be rid of islamophobia if muslims kill all infidels! (explanation of islamophobia: youtube.com/watch?v=6Ff3Qg6B_W­Y )

[perpmoti]

Chilean minors?

[gphhawkins]

@ShadowOfMaedhros Yes, Islam isn't a violent religion. and what you suggested wasn't mean, rude or violent at all! Islam is of peace and would never harm another individual for speaking their mind and their freedom to do so. I agree with Mr. Deity, you're an Islamophobe!

[hstg98]

@groovygrapes4

Just curious; how is poking fun at people who purposefully blow up and kill others ''distasteful''??  Why would mass murderers be exempt from criticism?

[TheChefMon]

@ShadowOfMaedhros Not sure if trolling... Or just stupid.

[00D00]

@ShadowOfMaedhros Another crazed islamaniac.

[UbiquitousChe]

@momin8888

Uh-oh. It's not one of those disciplinary memos addressed to you but cc'd to the whole office, is it? That's always so embarrassing. It's, you know, uncalled for and even kind of unprofessional. I mean, why would someone do that? It's just mean.

[drdeveril]

Excellent!

[65ayirp]

@ShadowOfMaedhros Hmm... I wonder why Islam is considered a violent religion. It shouldn't be, if we judge it by followers like you correct? You have just blasphemed against humanity and freedom of expression.

[SirKickz]

"I never got death threats...that's new."

Keep at it, sir. In your line of work, if you don't get death threats, you're not doing it right. XD

Big fan!