Christian Apologetics: Episode 1 - How to Prove Dinosaurs are in the Bible
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200 bucks this guy is a virgin
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your a fucking idiot
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Christians are dumb. The only qualification that is required of you fuck-tards is that you can read. But You seem to be only capable to read one book. This is really a joke. This idiot sounds like a 3 year old explaining string theory. This is Christianity folks. This is the 21rst century and for some reason these cavemen and women are still wondering around. A behemoth is a Jewish demon you moron! So you apparently believe in Jewish fairy tales as well. BLASPHEMER!!!
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@KidsandKarma read the fucking uploader comments newfag
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Wow I could "prove" anything by claiming Bohemoth and Lavaiathan mean whatever I want them to mean!
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@VanDoodah this was a parody of arguments i've heard - it's not serious lol
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@epaminodas Firstly, monkeys aren't "earlier versions of us". They are our distant relations. We share a common ancestor. Secondly, the reason we don't extend the same rights to monkeys as we do to humans is that monkeys aren't a part of human society or civilisation; they are relatively unintelligent jungle-dwellers. They don't get to vote because they cannot understand human politics.
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Dinosaurs were part of nature. It is a FACT that they were around millions of years ago.
The bible as we know it today is man made, written and translated by man. Isnt it within reason to think the guys who wrote the bible just fucked up? Since man isn't infoulable. They just assumed that smart people would never be around to question their bullshit?
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@epaminodas yes
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"fairtales" your an idiot good sir. There are specific genetic markers that connect primates to humans, that if we arent relatives, even distant ones, god was setting us up to think this. Also: Bohemoth and Laviathan are general terms even back then) meaning exactly "large creature". We have proved that the greek gods were fake, the roman gods, ect.
On top of that, THE ENTIRE BIBLE WAS MADE UP! The three wise men=fake virgin mary=not virgin, christ had older siblings. many more examples. kthx
Approach this as a child? Are you serious? Adults haven't the same naivety as a child. I put away childish things like the tooth fairy, santa & easter bunny. You aren't too bright are you?
limpnail 2 years ago
dude....it's satire lol
epaminodas 2 years ago