Rude's School Of Poker

Cut the music!

What I'd like to have right now, is for all you fat, out of shape, poker playing sweathogs, keep the noise down while I teach you how a sexy man plays poker. Hit the music.

That's right folks, learn poker from the sexy master himself, Ravishing Nick Rude. Finally give all of your opponents the Rude Awakening of their lives, and then take their women too.

Rude teaches it all from Three of a kind to a Royal Flush. He turns men into mush and will make their women blush.

So put down the Chicken Bone and pick up the Phone!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Ravishing
• Nick
• Rude
• Rick
• Royals
• Poker
• Texas
• Hold'em
• Sex

[spidermark5150]

Great music!!!

[formerformer]

Rick Rude was the best =/ Too bad WWE won't make any dvds for him.

[ecasarez]

Rick Rude was a great wrestling character