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Thumbs up if you thought the marine who said "your a dude right?" sounded like quagmire off of family guy.
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This is too funny.
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If you look at at female marine ANYWHERE besides her face... just try it lol
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The sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with an energy sword.
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2:56 that's what she said xD
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typical sargent stacker moment "cheif open the door we can roll on throughhhh"
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ah the good ol' Halo 3 days... good times, good times
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god dammit just shoot the damn marines in the head!!!!!!!!!!!!
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even with IWHBYD on I still don't get any funny quotes
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CO: Dammit the Chief killed his squad for their ammo again. Send in the recruits!
•Next Day•
Marine: No way! I get to be in the Chief's squad. I have to tell mom.
"RING" "RING"
Marine: Mom it's me Timmy, guess what? I get to be in Master Chief's squad .... Yup that's right Master Chief..... Wait why are you crying?
HispanicNoodles 8 months ago 58
Dear diary, today a creepy giant stared at me , and I didn't like it as much as thought I would
THELASTMASTA 5 months ago 12