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Diary Entry of A Conservative - Socialism is BAD

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Uploaded by on Sep 13, 2009

Dear Diary

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by socialist electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of
Energy. I then took a shower in the socialist clean water provided by the
municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the socialist radio to one
of the FCC regulated channels to hear what the socialist National Weather
Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration
determined the weather was going to be like using socialist satellites
designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space
Administration.
I watched this while eating my breakfast of socialist US
Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the socialist drugs
which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as kept accurate by the socialist National Institute
of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my
socialist National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile
and set out to work on the socialist roads build by the socialist local,
state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to
purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the socialist
Environmental Protection Agency, using socialist legal tender issued by the
Federal Reserve Bank.
On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to
be sent out via the socialist US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the
socialist public school.
If I get lost, I can use my socialist GPS
navigation technology developed by the United States Department of Defense
and made available to the public in 1996 by President Bill Clinton who
issued a policy directive declaring socialist GPS to be a dual-use
military/civilian system to be managed as a national socialist asset.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the
socialist workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the
Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals
which again do not kill me because of the socialist USDA, I drive my
socialist NHTSA car back home on the socialist DOT roads, to my house which
has not burned down in my absence because of the socialist state and local
building codes and socialist fire marshal's inspection, and which has not
been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the socialist local police
department.

I then get on my computer and use the socialist internet which was developed
by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and browse the
socialist World Wide Web using my graphical web browser, both made possible
by Al Gore's socialist High Performance Computing and Communication Act of
1991. I then post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how
SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

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  • Great argument. Hey, in the USSR the state produced all the food... and the people there ATE IT WHEN IT WAS GIVEN TO THEM.

    Clearly, they endorsed the system, just as much as we do when we drive on gov't roads.

    If the gov't monopolizes something, forces you to pay for it so it's "free to use" and thus making private competition almost impossible, and you use that thing, then clearly you endorse the whole bag.

    Amazingly stupid video, liked by amazingly stupid people.

  • Best version of trolling. . EVER

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  • @fringeelements i think you took the video a bit too seriously...

  • @NUT

    our education system was designed after the prussian system, which was designed to instill loyalty and obedience to the state. now, just b/c some fanatics pushed it for that reason to not mean it's some kind of giant conspiracy. idk why i'm telling you this b/c obviously you don't like learning new things. again, typical.

    and what do the neocons have to do with this? yes they conspired, they lied about intelligence the they had and deliberately falsified it in order to push us into war.

  • @junior00bacon00chee

    Granted it's been a month but I came back to this video for a laugh, and the moment I saw your bilge water excuse of a rebuttal, I have this to say; your conspiritorial remarks are unfounded and total bullshit. Sure anyone can go to school and just soak up info but it's better than to be lied to by neo-cons about what's officially known thanks to the historical records I took the time to look up over the years. Nice try sporty.

  • @NUTCASE71733

    lol. "It helps to pay attention in school, dumbass." typical.

    it's great how you are just proving my point. public schooling aims to destroy people's capacity to form their own thoughts and beliefs thereby leaving them with the default, which is to go along with whatever they are told. did you bother to question anything you were taught?

    saying, "i learned it in school" is not an argument.

  • @NUTCASE71733

    the public "education" system has done more to dumb people down than anything. it was designed after the prussian system where the aim was to create a loyal, obedient citizenry. this apparatus is clearly used by the politically connected rich to manipulate people. ironic that you support it.

    also, it's a pointless discussion in the age of the internet. we are soaked with information. kids don't need to be packed into classrooms anymore.

  • @NC

    nonsense. before long public education will be moot, all you will need to get an education will be a computer and an internet connection. just look at the kahn academy. kids don't need to be forced into indoctrination camps in order to become competent well rounded individuals. feudal europe was incredibly statist, so the comparison is pointless. i'm advocating the abolition of states where people are free to use the enormous availability of info around them to educate themselves.

  • @junior00bacon00chee

    That is just one example. I shouldn't have to explain other points of US history when it's so blatantly obvious not to mention easily accsessable via google. It helps to pay attention in school, dumbass.

  • @junior00bacon00chee

    After the renneisance people began becoming more educated much to the objections raised by the rich. Then when America's founding fathers were born they learned just how things went in the history of mankind, which shaped their personal beleifs. Thomas Jefferson in particular advocated public education since at the time education could oly be afforded by the upper classes. A public education system will be paid for by everyone so everyon can be educated proper.

  • @junior00bacon00chee

    Fine. On the subject of public education, if we let it be that people pay to go to school out of their own pockets, the common man would not be able to afford putting their children through school. By making it to where all schools end up being part of the capitalist system we end up in a form of soceity not too different from fuedal europe where education for the peasents was considered illegal, and that's ultimately what the extreme right are trying to do here.

  • @NUTCASE71733

    lol. okay, so being against statism means i am against social cooperation and love totalitarianism?

    society can be maintained far better without the extortion rackets euphemistically referred to as governments. and why should i move? you are the one who loves the totalitarianism so much, how about all the statists move to china?

    srsly the whole you should move thing is so incredibly old and lame. present me with a real argument and i will consider talking to you.

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