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Uploaded by on Aug 12, 2009

Story,Acting,Camera,Edit,Sound copyright Lil Nice Wolf Sweden Sunday Monday June 28 29 and August 10 2009.I did a tweet about the footage making at http://twitter.com/LilNiceWolf several weeks ago.We are in the middle of a hot heat wave with temperature 86F (29C).In the shoreline there are people everywhere.The beaches are overcrowded.I managed to find a completely empty piece right beside the sea water.Equipped with bathing trunks and a big towel,I was ready to cool down and enjoy the salty fish harbour.Its very important to have things in perfect order like a maniac not to lose anything.One wrong place and total chaos arrives.If a coin slip in the sand or gravel or between the stones or rocks,you never get it back but maybe with a metal detector which are not allowed or forbidden in many parts of the world but free in most countries.I prefer a bike for the ride instead of a car because of the air and the exercising training.Dog owners use the little area to run and catch but no came making trouble during my work and recreation.Change from shorts,underwear and sandals to swim suit boxers was easy without public spectators of curious and mean teens.One exception was a mother with a little girl that was puzzled by my strange behaviour playing a drunk hobo hiding under a blanket with lots of trouble.They didnt stay and I could continue.The right framing is a most when creating illusions.I place sticks,stones or tree leafs or bush or flower blades to mark the position of the three tripod legs to be able to mimic the same scene twice twin or triple occasions.Its hard to read the LCD in direct sunlight but forming the hands to create dark shadows help good.This video wasnt planned in details like viewpoints,angles and height so the setup was made at the recording location.Bright pictures is a plus which is the primary decision choice when circling around the subject for the takes.Rain and snow are the biggest enemies when shooting outdoors with no protection.The light blue rugged cloth was adjusted to form a perfect rectangle with straight corners.After that I went out making my feet and lower legs wet.Coming back wit dry upper body and drops on the feet,I laid to tan.Less than a minute,something pushed me from below.Confused I sat and stood up and discovered a wet spot looking like pee.A second and I knew it was beer.I felt the urge to check what was under.Dear Lord I was surprised when a guy with red,white,beige and blue fitness suit and hat showed holding a can of alcoholic brew.Afraid,he escaped in a hurry but I followed quickly.It ended with me throwing wooden wreckage material in his direction but without direct hits.Probably tis was the best or I might have been arrested by the baywatch guards or the real police for transport to the city jail which I certainly dont want.I decided to leave and packed my stuff on the bicycle.A minor trek to the south led me to a clean wavy where I washed the sweat but was unlucky to get the ear channels locked by wax when pressure leveling at the bottom underwater.I couldnt hear anything and still cant fully with the left.The process proceeded with transport home,eat and transferring the clips from the mobile units memory card to the computer hard drive.Now its to hope for luck with the thumb stills or preview posters like in gambling.It requires incredibly annoying fiddling to get the desired ones.I dont want pictures with me looking ugly,old,fat,bony or too slim or thin.The outline is copied from the middle age famous writer and magic teller Sebastian McKenna in his A Blanket For Partners with a new adaption for the 21 century.Credit for inspiration for the love and hate number goes to my late relative Jack Andersson.Garments was kindly gifted by local garbage collect company besides underwear which was stolen.Food for the risk of emergency hunger came from a commercial advertising device built in transparent plastic with a round hole to pick samples of a new brand recipe with ingredients like corn wheat sugar raspberries and seeds that was rather tasty with milk or ice cream popsicle.Special thanks to my subscribers and friends who have been very supportive.The main objective is to publish at least once a week but sometimes its heavy to produce with enough pace.I look up to Willy Martin who authored an outstanding manual for off beat pointless jokes and parody.His ex wife Kate Battlefield is a talented artist who draw great illustrations.The wrong exposure made some artifacts in that was compensated by increased medium gray level to reveal details.Color is natural and saturated but slightly orange but it doesnt bother.This was intended to be published more than a month ago but unexpected secret news events spoiled and crashed everything.I completely missed the beat and tempo until now.Some other work including close ups of a rat and two house gourmet snails having sexual intercourse was also postponed due to scary information I rather not tell about.

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  • Is this the Neanderthal actor off of the Geico commercials?

  • @koniro19 No, but he is closely related!

  • haha so weird XD

  • @MasacruRo Haha!

  • the voice is funny :D

  • @kristingonda Haha! Thanks!

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  • Yale this shit off tuube for fk sake!

  • @porquilhoo Great!

  • @LilNiceWolf thanks. i like some of your songs

  • @jakeh2034 Thanks!

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