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Best Quote from Portal 2: Cave Johnson and Lemons

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Uploaded by on Apr 26, 2011

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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  • i want a combustable lemon!

  • He sounds a lot like Jeff Bridges when he shouts.

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  • yeah for dragon yen!

    he is online

  • One LEMON took offense to this video.

  • Fuck... I knew I should have patented combustible lemons years ago...

  • 1 person got his house burned down

  • I want the lemons. So I can burn their house down

  • Lol. I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

  • This scene completely convinced me that Cave Johnson and Caroline were married.

  • hmm.... if cave johnson doesn't want lemonade...will he take....lemon-nades?

  • Cave Johnson. The only man able to give a potato and orgasm.

  • 1 persons house has been destroyed by a combustable lemon

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