G. I. Jim

A rap about the best Global Issues teacher on the planet.

Original song written by Ryan Tempas and Cale Simanskey.

Lyrics:
Jimmy Stokes Mosca Thats His Name
Teaching Global Issuses Is His Game
Mosca's got skills and he's so cool
Clearly the coolest at dow high school
Better shut up while mosca is teaching
While hes telling us stuff and doing his preaching
Hes a U of M grad, Jim's Pretty Crafty
He is a true gansta, straight outta Sagnasty
He sits at his desk eating seeds
Not adhearing to our learnin' needs
Some people think hes weird, thats not right
He's G-I Jim, he could take you in a fight
Ever been to B'Dubs? it's the greatest place to eat
You buy him a beer and he'll take a seat
In the musical feild, Mosca is set
He plays sweet stuff, like the clarinet
Looking for Jim? You'll find him at the bar.
Always smoking a ciggy, not a cigar
Mosca's cool, he wicked sweet and crazy
He doesn't slack, cause he ain't lazy
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Chorus
M to The O To The S_C_A , GI Jim he smokes 2 packs a day
M to the O To The S_C_A , Thats Mr. M if you know him just say
M to The O To The S_C_A, GI JIm he smokes 3 packs a day
M to The O To The S_C_A, When hes around all the ladies say hey
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Walking Around with his brand new Kackis
Teachin us more about Serbs and Iraqis
But i don't care about some Iraq war,
Were not getting it done, whats it good for
All this Fighting for greed and oil
It makes me mad, it makes my blood boil
We learn about countries with Aids
and we color maps with a bunch of different shades
how some countrys have problems with realtions
and other countrys have human rights violations
My name is Temp! Don't make me say it agian!
I'm the tempiest temp that theres ever been!
If you ask me agian i'll tell you the same
Its Temp Mr. Mosca, now remember the name!!!
My name is Cale and I wanna get crackin,
Say it like Mosca, "whats Crackalackin"
These GIGI's are wack and you want a quiz?
Shut up kids you know its the shizz
Come on J- Mosc!! I wanna represent !
Give me an A or 100% percent!
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I'm Mr. Mosca and I ain't got no smokes
My first name's Jimmy, my second Names Stokes
You up by my desk and making me ill
Its real annoying, your clogging my grill
I think its silly, I never smoke
Your some uppidy kids and you like to joke
Shoooot kids now take yours seats,
I was born in the hood and raised on the streets!
Put away your phones with haste
And Ryan stop being a little pantywaste
Shooot Cale sit down in your chair
Its like your stupid or you just don't care
All right now go do your presentations
And learn some more about some civilations
Come on kids don't Raise your voices!
Your making some seriosly wicked bad choices
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I never smoke stuff which to get high on
I drive around clean in my Saturn Ion
Shooot Ryan no one likes a taddle
Shut up now or i'll give you the paddle
The Homework For Today, You've got some more,
Page 493 numbers 1-4......
You give us stuff day after day,
So much stuff that it makes me say
Theres to much work, its not off the heezy
its making me sick and making me weezy
If you don't do your homework, your in a trap
I got this new program, which i call zap
How it works, homework you can't quit it
If you get a zero i won't permit it
So do your homework and play it cool
Or You'll be spending an hour with me after school.
Shoooooot!

Category:

Music

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• G.I.
• Jim
• Jimmy
• Stokes
• Mosca
• Global
• Issues
• Rap
• Eleven16Films
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[rawwr3]

What computor software do you have for your camera?

[1116films]

One of us uses Final Cut Express(for mac), and the other uses Adobe Premier(for pc). Both are really good programs.

[GhostofVengence]

You guys could become like the smosh guys, and sell tee-shirts, that would be cool.

[1116films]

Hmmmm....

[ObscureDylan]

That's how you do it Mosca!

[StickyBunz1]

oh mosca...

[hazem203]

How could you dislike this video? I don't even know this school or teacher, but the song is amazing.

[ChouLian23]

LOL awesome!

[SlipperySyp]

hahahha that ffagg got me suspended

[MrAaasf]

Mosca is Amazing!!!!!!

[TheIKE97]

WTF =D

[TopGunX29]

ahahaha hilarious ! xD

-lucas (swiss exchany 07/08)

[GhostofVengence]

Homework: # 1-4.

That's like nothing; they'd have to be like complex physics problems.

[pussy321pussy]

wow that was pretty pussy