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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name pineapple
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If you were a pirate, would you want your pirate on this shoulder (put hand on shoulder closest to you) or this shoulder (put hand on other shoulder).
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PANDAS
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guy at the fair: you know.. you turn my software, into hardware. ;DD
me: ...im sorry! i dont know much about computers... [:
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Here's one i got...
Ur bodys so fine buy it would look better next to mine LMFAO ;p
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Did you just fart cause you blew me away
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You know we've actually met before. You know that dream about that perfect guy you had? I was standing to his right.
When I saw you cross the room I passed out cold and I hit the floor. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
When people are too nice and cheesy it makes me 0.o rather than swoon. It's like dude...you're trying too hard. Suspicious. And your dad is FREAKING AWESOME XD besides I appreciate creativity.
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If you were a Tear in my eye. I Would not cry for fear of losing you
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guy:do you have a map?
me:what?
guy:you got me lost in your eyes
me: *blushes*
and i like if you were a tear in my eye i would not cry in fear of losing you <<that ones cute i also like you baby are so sweet you can put hershey chocolate out of buisiness <<typing fail hahah
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Gawd, I love your fucking voice XDDDDD Any of those would work on me if you said it to meh <333
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LMFAO YOU ARE A GENIUS:) dude this may sound creepy but can I draw you something ? I'm bored and I would. Like a idea???
Rainb0w0kiSses 1 year ago
@Rainb0w0kiSses sure! ahahaha
ohzmat 1 year ago