The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Damsel in Distress [11/3/09]

It appears this is being recorded in his kitchen while "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money plays in the background.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• chris-chan
• chris
• chan
• christian
• weston
• chandler
• cchansonichucwc
• cwc
• kacey

[Rautakello]

Liquid is a fisher. "Kacey" is the lure and Chris is a retarded fish.

I've got a fish.

[RowdyRodimus]

I just noticed the deadness in his eyes. He lacks a soul, that essence of us that makes us human. No wonder he can't feel compassion or empathy for others.

His single mindedness is shown in his videos by not being able to discuss say, Kacey, Sonichu and pickles in one video and instead makes three seperate videos within minutes of each other.

It's not because of autism, my friends. It's all because of his cold, dead, subhuman eyes.

[O2Eater]

EWW!!! EWWEWWEWW EWW!!!!!

[avenged7x1994]

Is that fucker wearing lipstick?!

[MsAckAck]

That kiss was scarier than any horror movie I've ever seen.

[rEyZder]

0:53 - I threw up in my mouth.

[TailsFan23]

0:55 OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

D; GOODBYE EVERYONE. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TROLLING WITH YOU.

-dies-

[Inuboy1000]

Kacey? Girlfriend? haha, Bullshit.

[SAGEBOT500]

I literally screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO" at 0:55.

[SinDawg030]

CLEANSE AND PURGE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

[Slyteradon]

EDDIE MONEY