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Confessions of an Area 51 Employee 8 (Cattle Mutilations)

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Uploaded by on Jan 15, 2007

THIS IS A HOAX

Mr. X. Signing in once again.

For those few who eagerly await each installment of this series, my apologies for the delay. However, due to many things, I cannot guarantee how many--or how often--videos you will see from this point forward.

Now, I am going to address a question from the member bidonpseudo, because I feel the nature of the answer is most apropos, and it's something I should have touched on earlier. It's extremely pertinent to the entire Area 51 issue. Bidonpseudo asks: "Could you be more precise when you say that this elite is not part of the government ? I mean they are chosen among high ranking employees of the federal government, right ? Are they only military or some of them are civilians?" And to quote, verbatim, my answer: "Yes, they are appointed by the government. But what has happened, they have become megalomaniacs with all the power and secracy that they have been given. They have exploited those powers to secretly usurp the government, occasionally making unwitting puppets of presidents. The "elite" is comprised of both military and high-ranking public officials, while the sub-elite are mostly military. They see themselves as Nietzsche "ubermensch," while those who work for them are the "untermensch." All non-governmental civilians are alternately classified as "organic resources" or "biological assets." There are certain exceptions, however, such as those with special education or those with Einsteinian-caliber intellects. While their general agenda is fascist, they do not discriminate against any ethnicity, and have, from what I know, at least one high-ranking African-American within their circle." To delve deeper into my story, without me having to repeat everything, I suggest that everyone who watch these videos--if you haven't done this already--be sure to check out all the comments on my profile page. But yes, from what I understand, the "elite" I often refer to, have a very Dr. Strangelove-esque mentality.

Now, tonight, I want to cover cattle mutliations. As you know, the regions most laden with this phenomenon--New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, etc.--are near many of the atomic bomb test sites during the 40's and 50's. And, of course, UFO buffs attribute it to aliens. And what a species as highly evolved enough and scientifically advanced enough to travel millions of miles [I meant light years] would want with a ton of walking hamburger, I have no idea. But there are also those who attribute it to satanic cult sacrifices--which there has never been any evidence that satanic cults practice such bloody sacrifices. And the average skeptic attributes it to the common predators. And the truth is, common predators like coyotes are probably responsible for many, if not most, of the mutliations. However, through my colleague, I have learned that elements within Area 51 are responsible for at least some of the mutilations throughout the southwest. And the purpose of this, is to test for lingering radiocative contamination in the livestock from all the nuclear and atomic weapons tests from the 50's hayday. And if you look, you'll find what types of organs are usually removed from the bovine carcasses, you will find that they are the exact organs that would be required to test for such contamination. And many of the wounds present on the carcasses seem to be made with a precision type laser, which I can assure you the military is in possession of--a variety of such weapons, in fact. Just do a little research, and you will find that they do indeed exist. Also, eyewitnesses have spotted black helicopters at or around the site of cattle mutilation incidents. And I can tell you that Area 51 houses a veritable fleet of these black helicopters, that were designed and constructed by McDonald-Douglass. And they are equipped with a special rotary-propeller system that renders the propellers and engine virtually silent. And this is something that's in the white territory. You can do a little research yourself and find out that these do indeed exist. You don't have to take my word for it on this one. Now, you may ask, why doesn't the military just go out and buy their own heard of cattle to test? A. It would raise too much suspicion. And B. They require random, uncontrolled samples to properly evaluate the level of contamination. And from what I know, the findings have been highly disturbing, which may explain the exponential growth in cancer rate over the last 50 years. Anyway, they usually test these bovine carcasses while in the air. It's a very fast, clockwork-like surgical procedure--they remove necessary organs, and then drop the cattle back to the ground. And that's why, in some of the cattle mutilations, they find that the bones are actually broken. And that explains how, when they are dropped from such a height.

I would like to go into further detail, but I'm afraid I'm out of time for today. So, until next time, Godspeed.

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  • Hey, try speaking without a set of balls in your mouth

    

  • This is what Justin Beaver's going to sound like when his tiny balls drop

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  • this employee probably lost his voice in area 51.... lmao

  • Did Mr. X die yet from cancer caused by all of the lingering radiation?

  • STUPID MORON!!!

  • Yall are stupid. The description says its a HOAX. Its not meant to be real. And, if someone really did "confess" why the hell would they want people to be able to identify them? Thats the whole reason he uses that voice, it isnt meant to "trick" you.

  • this is so FAKE he is using one of those speakers that change your voice! if you belived him you should kill yourself NOW....

  • What? I can't understand you.....

  • dnt even know what he is saying

  • can you suck my fuckin cock to bitch like yo Mo

  • Hoax hell, wtf is it saying!?!

  • he could have said it with microsoft sam or mike

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