JACKALOPE DROPPINGS infomercial

Spot for "Jackalope Droppings", novelty gift. More information at http://www.JackalopeDroppings.com

For more information on the legendary Jackalope, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackalope

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LYRICS:

JACKALOPE DROPPINGS
Jim Terr © 2009

You can quit gift shopping cuz Jackalope Droppings have come along.
Therell be no floor mopping cuz Jackalope Droppings have dried, so long.
Youll get, compliments by the buckets, theyre-
-Oblong, with turquoise nuggets. Youll -
Create, a friendly ruckus.
Delight, amaze, your friends for days!

Some may scrunch up their faces into so much disgust.
A few wont want em but the rest will know that they must. Its just-
A relic of history, an object of mystery, a present so sweet and strong.
Give Jackalope Droppings and strangers wont be strangers for long
Yeah give Jackalope Droppings and your friends wont be frowning for long.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• gift
• jackalope
• novelty
• turquoise
• polymer
• clay
• handmade
• hand
• made
• crafts