Chris Tucker Live! 7/14/06

chris tucker talks about MJ trial
Transcript:
I saved Michael's a@$!! (laughter) Ya'll see me in court? Michael owe me. (laughter)
Michael owe me. I told Michael, I'll go to court but you got to do something for me. Do something I can't do for myself. Like get me a zebra or monkey or something. (laughter)
(imitating MJ) "Are you serious, Chris? You got to feed those monkies, Chris. They'll bite the s^%& out of you, Chris. If you want the monkey, you got to feed it." (laughter)
I'm glad Michael didn't go to jail. Michael wouldn't have survived in jail. You know Michael wouldn't have survived in jail. They would've been messing with Michael's a%$ everyday. (laughter)
You know they would've been made Michael's a$% dance everyday. (laughter)
His cell mate would've waiting..."Michael! Michael! Get your a$@ up Michael! Do that dance I like." (laughter)
Michael wake up, (imiating MJ) "I'm tiiiired! I've been dancing everyday! Please no!
"Do that gotd#%@ dance, Michael!"
(imitating MJ doing Don't Stop Till You Get Enough) "Power! Ohhh Power! This s%^& hurts! I can't do this s$^@ everyday! I need my brothers! Please let's just lift weights! Let's play cards!" (laughter)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• chris
• tucker
• michael
• jackson
• comedy

[bluesugar58]

thanks for sharing, but i can't hear it that well

[RandyMayer]

there's a transcript if you expand the "more" section

[Acidrainisapain]

This looks like good fun, hey RandyMayer is there any chance of you typing a commentary for this ('cause you know what he's saying). It's REALLY hard to understand what he's saying...

[RandyMayer]

transcript now...

[RandyMayer]

sorry, don't have the full show... a big, bodyguard nearly confiscated my camera. i could only record in spurts. after the MJ skit, i put my camera down and enjoyed the show.

[ceramiclion]

He does the best MJ impression.

[MJJz4eva]

no...he IS MJs true friend...listen to what he says about MJ...he's not takin the piss or anythin...or criticisin him....like those stupids dogs like Katt Williams and...cant remember the name...i like CT, he real.

[JhamalJones]

Eddie murphy said on Delirious or somethin'

[sepidehtje]

you really need talent to make people laugh like this while joking around about your friend and not being rude and offensive at the same time. this was really good!

[stewardjordan]

jajaja muy buen video

[colorful510]

it wuz eddie murphy

[patriotimp5]

eddie murphy "RAW"

[whataboutredlorry]

Which comedian did the stand up where he pretended that MJ came to him and threatened him and was liek "I'll moonwalk all over your ass!"

I can't remember!!

[foragana]

somehow not funny

thumbs down Chriss

[MsForeverer]

wow

The Best~Chris Tucker

FOREVER BESTEST~Michael Jackson

[kenjileon]

as much as i hate comedians who use michael as a tool for their material, i love how eddie murphy and chris tucker make fun of mike. their jokes are funny and just friendly pal jokes, the type you use to make fun of your buddies. unlike retards like chris rock or katt williams. man FUCK KATT WILLIAMS. chris and eddie are 100x funnier than them without having to verbally abuse mike. poor guy had to put up with it his entire life. and ppl wonder why he isnt 'normal'

[kristinalinda]

If you want the monkey you gotta feed it, ok? LOL!!