WARNING! Tulleuchen gets SHOCKED for math! Don't try this at home! (Music Video)

Do you ever feel like you aren't good enough at math?
Take a look at this article
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20021864-71.html
Ok, now take a look at my video response to this article!
DON'T try any of this at home! All eletricity humor was simulated!

I wrote a song about it and it goes something like this.

Math Zap
By Dan Tulloh (c) 2010

[Verse 1]
Did you hear the Oxford scientists' new findings?
Do you need help finding the hypotenuse?
If you deliver some electricity to the brain,
You might overcome your shortcoming in math

[Partial Chorus]
(Math Zap)
(Math Zap)

[Verse 2 - 1]
You think I am insane?
What would my epitaph say?
That I was committed to studying too hard.
So hard.

[Verse 2 - 2]
I was trying to do better at arithmetic
Now my brain is fried and I've got facial tics.
I'll be a shocking discovery!
Laying on a math book is where they'll find me

[Chorus]
(Math Zap)
(Math Zap)
Math Zap
(Math Zap)
(Math Zap)

[Bridge Written]
Dear Dyscalculia Sufferer,
In their research is where you will find the clues
Some people will just need a little more juice,
To even make a dent...
In their number blindness...
Now make sure those scientists...
Do not reverse the electric current!!!
It will make a mathematical moron
out of you!!!
It's called an
Electrical Lobotomy

[Chorus]
(Math Zap)
Math Zap
(Math Zap)
Math Zap
(Math Zap)
Math Zap
(Math Zap)
Math Zap

[Bridge Rap]
But you mind find that it's a curse,
Being a human calculator.
Funky facts I'm about to intersperse,
You'll be expected to figure out the tab,
split between 17 scientists
taking a break from the lab.
And don't forget the gratuity.
Know what I mean?

[Verse 3 - 1]
Make sure you don't bit your lip,
Because electricity has quite a kick.
It won't work if you plug the power supply into the brain.
It's more like milliamps flowing around your parietal lobe.

[Verse 3 - 2]
This isn't a self service operation
It'll take a little more explanation.
Research scientists say they can cure your dyscalculia
Now I'm no neuroscientist;
I don't even know what that is!


[Chorus]
(Math Zap)
(Math Zap)
(Get ready to be a lab rat in an experiment of exponential proportions)
(Math Zap)
Math Zap
(Math Zap)
Math Zap

[Outro]
(Math Zap)
Math Zap
(Math Zap)
Math Zap

[Repeat Chorus]

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[YOZcreative]

Hey this is really good quality in all aspects! That "comments loading" you are wearing is really a cool idea :-)

[tulleuchen]

@YOZcreative Thank you. Yes the comments loading is pretty cool. I actually got this shirt as a gift. A relative told me I don't talk very much in person.

[taoist32]

Awesome video, Dan The Man!! Ha ha. It's your good friend from Cali fornia and SSU. Thanks for the xmas card! B in Los Altos.

[tulleuchen]

@taoist32 Right on. Thanks B! Hey you know I might be posting the "Empty Band" (Karaoke) song pretty soon (once it is fnished) That we wrote a couple years ago.

[pabloven64]

Great video/song! Thanks for sharing Dan. I'm diggin that sweatshirt...that is awesome :-)

Paul

[tulleuchen]

@pabloven64 Thanks. Yes, I can use this shirt instead of a twix bar. When someone asks me a question I can just point at the shirt while I'm thinking.

[guruofpiano]

Awesome!! I enjoyed this very much. All the best and thumbs up. G.

[GuizTwo]

Wow this camera is WAY better than the other!!! You must be very happy!!

[playbackja]

Excelent friend

Att

João Anderson

[playbackja]

Very good friend

Hugs from Brasil

Att

João Anderson

[Awwa1]

One of the most SHOCKING videos I've seen!

Waw, ur as gud att meth az eye yam et spallin!

Fuuni vydeo!

Math ZAP!

\A/

[robinarielmedia]

Good Video Editing , Enjoyed the Video

The song weeellllll I dont know if it will ever be a Hit LOL

RAM Media