Funny voicemail left on an answering machine - 'Allow me to have some latitude'

Hilarious voice message left by a drunken Englishman attempting to leave an order on an business out-of-hours answer machine. Its worth listening all the way to the end, it gets funnier and funnier as it goes.

This is a 100% genuine real-life message, I have blanked out the caller's name and address to protect his identity.

If you are left wondering what this rather merry chap wanted to order......well, he actually wanted six bottles of slimline tonic water.

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[garylq]

Sad news.......the gentleman who left this voicemail has recently passed away. RIP Mr B.

[garylq]

This jolly chap (now retired) really did have a career in the military!

[CyrilCyst09]

Classic - poor ol chap clearly had a few too many earlier on the green in the sun! Bless!

[SkatinVampThatRocks]

lol wowzerz!

[spiralisedcat]

that is so funny he sounds like he should be flying a spitfire and chasing all the local totty back at base,Smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast!

[pyrotechnican24]

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