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If Only Lincoln Had a Gun

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Published on Jan 7, 2013

We here at the NRA ask you to imagine how history would have been different if the Good Guys would have had a gun...

If only Lincoln had a gun with him
Coulda shot Booth between the eyes,
Blown the smoke away from the rim,
Said a one-liner and bowed,
A standing ovation from the crowd,
Just think how fuckin cool that woulda been ooh...

If only Gandhi had a Smith & Wessen
Said "Screw passive resistance"
And taught his enemies a lesson,
Could've inspired fear and dread,
And his assassins woulda fled
Just think of all the things that could be undone
If only everyone had a gun

I'm talking everyone form the smallest child
To the oldest and most senile
Now that's a recipe for a safer nation
Jesse James and Wild Bill
Would be pretty old, but living still,
If they'd just heeded the NRA's recommendation

If only Hemingway had another gun,
Coulda saved himself by shooting the hand
That held the other one
And Oswald wouldn't have been harmed,
If he'd simply remained armed
Why can't we just give guns a shot,
Pardon the pun...

If John Lennon had a derringer, think what coulda been,
Coulda shot Chapman in the torso
And waited for gangrene to set in,
And his advice to all his fans,
Would be, "Give a piece a chance",
Imagine all the people living as one,
If only everyone had a gun

I'm talking everyone form the smallest child
To the oldest and most senile
Now that's a recipe for a safer nation
Jesse James and Wild Bill
Would be pretty old, but living still,
If they'd just heeded the NRA's recommendation

All the problems of the world can be solved by a gun,
If your gun ain't solved no problems,
Boy you just need a bigger one,
Guns can help an awful lot,
Just the wrong people keep getting shot,
But they're incredibly safe and not to mention fun ooh,

Just think if Jesus Christ had had a gun
Coulda shot the Pharisees till they believed
He was God's only son,
No need for him to have died,
If God had a gun on his right hand side,
It's the only saviour the NRA wants,
Glory be to guns

Written by: Bob Ferrera

Taylor Ferrera: Vocals
Bob Ferrera: Vocals/Piano/Bass
Neil Candelora: Vocals/Guitar

Cast:
Connor Abeles: Lincoln/Oswald/Lennon
Kaitlin McSwine: MaryTodd Lincoln/Yoko Ono/Elderly Woman
Adam Marinelli: Booth/Hemingway
Alex Marinelli: Chapman/Ruby
Jason Marinelli: Small Child/Oswald Wrangler
Hysterical Neighbor Carrie: Knocking at the end

Produced at Seven Levels Studios (South)

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