HamTok (Tik Tok Hamlet Parody)

A Tik Tok parody with lyrics composed by this group in reference to the novel, Hamlet. Enjoi :D

Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning, feeling really angry
Grab my daggers, Im out the chamber, I'm gonna kill this king
Before I leave -- gotta stop and think about it
Cause when I see that freakin king I'm just losin' it
Im talking stab him in the back—back
Slicing up his throat—throat
Blowing up his home—home
Pimp-stabbing that big, fat 'ol Polo(nius)
Might piss off his son, though
Trying to get through to my Ophelia

Hold up, yo step-dad
Imma kick you in the 'nads
But tonight I wont fight
Cause you mighta seen the light
Tik tok, it's sundown
Time for you to lose the throne
Woah—ohoh x2

Wait up, Ophelia
I have with me a letter
Tonight imma fight
And tomorrow you'll be mine
Tik tok, hey my love
Don't go drownin' stay above the
Wa-oo-wa-oo-water x2

Yea, that play was really cool, hey, Claud, that shoulda been you
But I didn't put you in cause that face was too much to refuse
So you send me off to England with a 'Crantz and a 'Stern
And a couple of letters to prevent my return
Im talking Rosencrantz getting punk—punked
Guildenstern gettin stomp--stomped
And me comin' back to get -- some...revenge
Now that Laertes is your friend—friend
You'll try to bring about my end—end
You'll try to bring about my end—end
Try to bring about my

Hold up, yo step-dad
Imma kick you in the 'nads
But tonight I wont fight
Cause you mighta seen the light
Tik tok, it's sundown
Time for you to lose the throne
Woah—ohoh x2

Wait up, Ophelia
I have with me a letter
Tonight imma fight
And tomorrow you'll be mine
Tik tok, hey my love
Don't go drownin' stay above the
Wa-oo-wa-oo-water x2

Dad, you told me that
That Claud was bad
So I'll stand up
To get our revenge
But Ophelia's dead
She lost her head
Thought swimming was
Cool but she lacked floaties
Now all that stands
In front of that man
An angry child
Named Laertes
There's Osric's call
Let's start this brawl
Your turn to fall

[Laertes]
No, the killin' don't start till I walk in
Yo stop, you will drop, this sword's got poison on top
Tonight imma fight, your step-daddy was right
Tik tok, you got cut
So did I, what the fu—no!
Woah—ohoh x2
[Hamlet]
Hold up, drop that cup, mom, it's poisoned to the top
Aw crap, she drank it, now you'll pay you sonofabit--
[Fortinbras]
Tik tok, time has come
Now relinquish your kingdom
Woah—ohoh x

Category:

Music

Tags:

• hamlet
• tik
• tok
• hamtok
• parody
• ke$ha
• greg
• healy

[cwhsbando]

Lets go viral!

[GREGRUNT]

We all have our dreams...

[gruntparty]

this is awesome, we gotta make more of these over summer dawg !!!

(FIRST HAHA)

[GREGRUNT]

Heh, fersure man, there's always plenty o shmucks out there in the music world that make music videos just asking to be parodied :D And yes...first is a big accomplishment on one of my vids haha

[EmPhantom99]

loved it! I wish my class was doing a fun project on Hamlet....

[desibballer93]

You guys helped me ace my test on Hamlet!! This was better than the sparknotes I was reading :)

[erinel0817]

Really funny!!!

[strawbraries]

I'm writing a research paper on Hamlet parodies on YouTube. This is by far the best student production.

[MissStewWw]

may i marry one of u?

[pepinobalarin]

lovin the random old guy @ 0:45

[cupex09]

it makes me want to die, only because we have to do it in school. OTHERWISE! amazing job! so good!

[95JJAA]

bei 0:46 ist eine omi im hintergrund :)

ist ganz witzig :D xD

[glitteryYtiger]

Hamlet's a play, not a novel. And Hamlet didn't murder the king to get the throne OR to get Ophelia... he did it to get revenge for his father.

Other than that, this was pretty funny.

[geniusABBY]

Best play ever. Best parody ever.