Tea: A Storm Is Brewing

An important documentary featuring Space Captain Smith. Sort of.

Tea

a beverage brewed from the fermented dried leaves of the shrub Camellia sinensis and imbibed by all the great civilisations in the galaxy's history; a source of refreshment, stimulation and, above all else, of moral fibre - without which the British Space Empire must surely crumble to leave Earth at the mercy of its enemies.

Sixty per cent of the Empire's tea is grown on one world - Urn, principal planet of the Didcot system. If Earth is to keep fighting, the tea must flow.

When a crazed cult leader overthrows the government of Urn, Isambard Smith and his vaguely competent crew find themselves saddled with new allies: a legion of tea-obsessed nomads, an overly-civilised alien horde and a commando unit so elite that it only has five members.

Only together can they defeat the self-proclaimed God Emperor of Didcot and confront the true power behind the coup: the sinister legions of the Ghast Empire and Smith's old enemy, Commander 462..

God Emperor of Didcot, from Myrmidon Books(http://www.myrmidonbooks.com/): Out Now!

http://spacecaptainsmith.com

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• adventure
• aliens
• brewing
• british
• captain
• comedy
• empire
• myrmidon
• scifi
• smith
• space
• spacecaptainsmith
• steampunk
• storm
• tea

[kingmanted]

Who in therre right mind would add milk to perfectly good tea?????????

[redwavecomms]

@kingmanted Those who understand the history of the beverage.

[grimbigbuks]

lol what is this..

[redwavecomms]

There's a big clue right at the end!

[kingmanted]

@redwavecomms Haha,its just not for me,Im kidding around anyway =)

[iainflock]

Lol.

[jimjimjimmyjimjim]

People come up with weird ways to market their products.