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How to be funny tip #50: Occupy Twilight

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Uploaded by on Dec 13, 2011

Stand up comedian and political activist, Dave Ackerman, is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore! JOIN Team Mortal Mike http://on.fb.me/vV6aia Join this quest and make a difference in your community by taking down Twilight with some much needed levity!

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Dave Ackerman
249 North University Ave
Provo, UT 84601

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  • rigor mortis boner maybe?

  • @sudacide that is the only logical answer?

  • dammit dave your short window to pause the video and read the paragraph made me click an ad for mens cashmere sweaters

  • @metalkillsbunnys haha that is funny!

  • would said vampires dont have blood?

  • @canucks117 I'm gonna go with yes to this.

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  • i am very gratefull that you still make vids...fuck views, its the content that counts. greetings from your biggest german fan :)

  • @NuthouseKid88 you see! We ARE brothURS!

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  • Who says vampires don't have blood? In fact, they do. I think it was Alice and Jasper that did this freaky thing in the 2nd or 3rd book where they got off on drinking each other's blood.

  • the fans will come back dave they will come

  • lol iv been on team mike since i saw the first movie. hated it. but the people i saw it with liked it.

  • @sudacide so he waitbands it all the time? uncomfortable!

  • @scratchmybackerman LOL i love that

  • @scratchmybackerman I wouldn't call myself an un-dead/vampire expert... but sure.

  • what happened to Farts part 2?

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