The Toy Dolls - My wife is a psychopath

The Toy Dolls - My wife is a psychopath

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly

[Chorus:]
My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath.Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

My wife's an psychopath...[guitar bit]

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Toy
• Dolls
• My
• wife
• is
• a
• psychopath

[MailmanMetal]

I thought about having this song played at our wedding, but Then again... Maybe not.

[PunknRollMan]

HAHAHAｈｈｈ～！！

Great!　In Japanese　”おもろいやん!?”omoroiyann !?

[msanniemc]

Lol when did they go from blind date to married?

[Pananeex]

fode minha bunda , mas nao me coloca pra ouvir isso !

[Undergroundmoron]

Just great!

[vespaboy72]

Sounds a bit like my neighbours mrs lol

[watsonhodges7708]

really good i love toy doll song rock on Toys A BIG XD

[Metalisforus]

Haha ... My wife's a psychopath too !!! damn .. :D

[RavyRatz]

this song is awesome xD