Handsome Dan Van/So Long Pluto

dan.handsome@yahoo.com

SO LONG PLUTO
Mr. Pluto, you're calls been expected
We've heard all about your untimely rejection
You certainly have been treated shabbily

We're an interstellar real estate organization
Specializing in planetary relocation
May I ask you sir, your specific gravity

Here's a nice solar system with plenty of room
For your comets, asteroids and all of your moons
With strict rules against colonization
In the middle of a pristine galaxy
Comes with a money back guarantee
May we send you out the information

I'm sure you won't miss those all Milky Way stars
Fat old Jupiter, hot headed Mars
Earth is home to a wild untidy brood
Showoffy Satern always flashing her rings
I've heard Venus is a trampy little thing
Neptune's got such an icy attitude

So pack up your bags and bid adeau
We'll find a galaxy just right for you
We've over a billion multiple listings
There's a myriad of options relatively near
Give or take a couple light years
So don't you worry Mr. Pluto
We'll take care of everything

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