Blythe: The Rap

Just a fun song about Blythe, our totally awesome town!!!!

Special Thanks to Jennifer Downes (Hope), Joe Hernandez, Isreal Gulliver, Richard Mackey and by special request an extra special thanks to Jason Flynn. Thanks for making this video possible guys!!!

All shots were filmed in temperatures of 110+ woo-hoo!!! We had fun and you can probably see the sweat....

Lyrics:

Yeah... Big City living
you'll find it here
So many things to do
you could make fun a career

We got a desert
With plenty of sand dunes
Be riding our quads
Like a bunch of preppy white dudes

We got the river
The water keeps us cool
It's a flowing dirty
Version of a swimming pool

We got one grocery store
We got two EZ marts
We got a bunch of churches
And a K-mart

So many parks to play
In the town that always sizzles
The Boomer, West Side
Todd Park... the Millizzildizle

Were a hundred miles
Away from any town
And if you like the rain
It's nowhere to be found

So settle down
and I'll show you around
The dopest So-Cal
City I call my Town!

Chorus:
Yeah, Blythe is a town
That's sizzlin' hot
Everything you could want
You know we got

Blythe is hotter than
Molten lava
Yes were hotter than
Your neighbor's daughter

Blythe is hot like Bruce Lee
'Cause Blythe is Hot, Literally

I go walking
In the middle of the day
Its 118 out
So I must be insane

I'm feeling hungry
Wanting something to eat
That's why I find myself
down Lovekin street.

A grip of places to eat
A grip of places to go
Burger King, Popeyes,
MickyD's, Del Taco


So I finish my taco
Throw open my phone
Punch up some digits
And holla "Mad Joe!"

Where you hanging at man?
I'm chillin' at the levy
Get here quick 'cause
It's getting hot and heavy

The water be cool
And the girls steamy hot
*So hurry up and leave
That hot parking lot

When I'm hanging at the river
I'm a real chill guy
Everybody is relaxing
Boats are passing by

We got girls in bikinis
And got Girls in bikinis
Just look right there
Another girl in a bikini!

It's really, really hot
I'm really, really sweaty

Losing bodily fluids
Just like I am leper
But I'll never drink this forty
All I drink is Dr. Pepper!

Welcome to B-Town

Chorus:
Yeah, Blythe is a town
That's sizzlin' hot
Everything you could want
You know we got

* Blythe is hotter than
Selena Gomez
Yes were hotter than
Mario Lopez

Blythe is hot
Like a cup of tea
Cause Blythe is Hot, Literally


When it's time to see a movie
only one place they be playing
Then I head over to dollar tree
'Cause high prices I won't be paying

And Rositas' got Mexican food
Maria's got Mexican food
La Casita, La Paloma, Almapola
All serve Mexican Food!

Oh yeah we got Starbucks,
Your one stop caffeine stop
Or you could go old school
At the Courtesy coffee shop

Canals are for swimming
They also water crops
And when it comes to canals
You know we got a lot!

we got a bunch of
melons growing in a line
cotton, citrus,
Alfalfa hay growing all the time!

We've got a community college
Up on a hill
Get you some higher education
With a lower bill

And we aint no suckas
Yeah, we know it's far
So if you want an education
You better have a car *or (your gonna need a car)

When I need refreshments
I don't hit the bar
I get a soda and pepper belly
From R&R

We go Ice Blocking
Sliding down a hill
hop on that block of ice
And feel the thrill

We got old buildings
Empty lots full of dirt
Don't mess with us man
Unless you wanna get hurt

Welcome to the Blythe
Where it never snows
Now I'm gonna kick back
And eat some Domino's

Chorus:
Yeah, Blythe is a town
That's sizzlin' hot
Everything you could want
You know we got

* Blythe is hotter than
Boiling water
Blythe is hotter than
..... there's nothing hotter

Cause Blythe is a town
That's interesting
Blythe is anything
But boring!

Category:

Comedy

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[familyverde]

Thank you everyone for all of the awesome comments and for telling everyone about the video!!!!

[DeathRat751]

"We dont have a mall here" Yea ours is a Kmart -_-

[Neekstvcrew1]

The sizzler is cool and the Intaglio's in that area. It's a fun place.

[blythe0191]

Haha this video is hilarious...what a lovely town to share a name with: anything named Blythe = AWESOME!! (I live in San Diego & I've never made it to Blythe...)

[lanosahiga13]

Didn't they close the All Star Cinema???

[deztr0nic]

good job! .. i enjoyed this youtube... thank you

[typexxx13]

I can't believe I just watch this whole video, I feel like a loser. But then i think about the video and it's better(:

[eztears1990]

mc donalds kick ass

[bassheadray]

Lame