One time i saw a homeless man lying in his own filth. He was all alone on a cold december night. Short sleeve shirt, no pants. I decided to ask if there was anything I could do to help him. He told me his name was " Mister Sparkles". He then called me a bastard and threw a bottle at a garbage can. I asked him why he did that and he told me he was trying to summon the ghost of his grandfather "pistol willigans". He then passed out cold in a puddle of his vomit. I still feel worse watching this.
@adventurestan This is the best fucking thing I've ever read. EXACTLY how I feel watching this shit.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
One time i saw a homeless man lying in his own filth. He was all alone on a cold december night. Short sleeve shirt, no pants. I decided to ask if there was anything I could do to help him. He told me his name was " Mister Sparkles". He then called me a bastard and threw a bottle at a garbage can. I asked him why he did that and he told me he was trying to summon the ghost of his grandfather "pistol willigans". He then passed out cold in a puddle of his vomit. I still feel worse watching this.
adventurestan 1 year ago
CHOO CHOO! dance move of the month.
KmGrdnzGrrrl 1 year ago