Uploaded on Dec 8, 2010
Parallels free trial http://parallels.com/desktop - This is a spoof of Eminem's "Not Afraid" set in a Microsoft-inspired office and an Apple-inspired Avatar world. Look out for "Mech-Steve" Ballmer and "Navi-Steve" Jobs going head-to-head!
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-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
Created by Pantless Knights
Directed by Beau Lewis
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Vocals by Beau Lewis and Patrick Dunnam
Instrumental by Ranidu
Song Mix by Jeff Kite
and Tyler MacNiven
You can try 'n' turn your PC on to do work or somethin' important. But you can't do a thing before you're stuck pop-up abortin'. Cause there are forty icons that my start-up tray is sportin' An assortment of spyware I never use, I'm trapped in a fort of U.A.C., I wanna be free, But all my games and apps don't run on Macs, and I'm still lovin' XP. I'm a PC and I'm proud to be, a router and a cloud to me, But Scobleizer's doubtin' me, where'd he be without Bill G? No if ands or buts, it's time I start to think out loud for me There's infinite viruses 'n' trojan horse glitches, i'm force quittin Whether I'm in the Registries, or McAffee Until it runs happily, or takes a crap and becomes scrap to me.
Whichever comes first for better or worse,
I'm seekin a change like a MacBook for Christmas
There's always a first, A techie guy with the urge To mate his PC with a Mac and make the two systems merge.
I'm not ashamed, of my PC. But Macintosh is, oh-so sexy. I'll just peek through this Window, to explore I feel like Jake I'm, on Pandora Just let you know that I'm not afraid To holla Mac with Parallels is the best of both worlds
It was my decision to try this, it feels like a drug Psychedelically can't tell if it's an OSX bug, it's coo' Cuz I can look like a giant pug, from the blue man group And teleport across 4 spaces, or 3 or 2. Call me a believer, but thinkin' these features might incite a seizure I think I got a Spotlight on me, I feel like a Bieber O.K, haters can make like some apps that are overeager, and bounce No more screen freezes, no more drama from now on, I promise to focus soley on handling my new Macintosh like it's my daughter. So, I solemnly swear to always treat this key like a dongle eject it. Don't act like a noob and just yank it! Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to write an app, For Google maps, while I'm free-ballin' with no slacks, Cause I'm cracking the code. I'm tryin' to stay cool, But I'm too busy 'bout to explode, like unobtainium and
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