East17 - Alright (TOTP) 06-01-1994

Taken from the 1st show of 1994, also the 30th birthday of TOTP

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• alright
• east17
• top
• of
• the
• pops
• 1994
• totp
• birthday
• charts

[monk149]

EAST 17 IS THE BEST !!!!

[jasonismyhomie]

I get that they're trying to spell out 1 9 9 4 on their little outfits, but Terry really should have worn a number 2, not a number 1. I say this, concerned reader, as I met the man once, at the peak of his fame, & he left me with a 700 quid plumbing bill! He was seeing my second cousin, so I was having a house party & she brought him! What an honor, right? Well, it was, until I awakened next day to find him pants down passed out on my bog w it filled to the brim w big, fat, corn infested deuce!

[Epic13]

@maheestools LOL

[maheestools]

@jasonismyhomie great story. where shall we post your blue peter badge to?

[silverstorm848]

Lol at the left guy's 'dancing'

[Superbad1980]

@monk149 don't you mean 'were' the best..

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie My god. I'm sorry, I guess I was lucky management kept him away from the hard cider & appeased him with Strongbow. Still i think it wasn't just White Lightening he had that night. He must've been mixing Stella with it to make such abhorrent mess in your home. I've seen that potent mixture send the nicest, politest people into drunken berzerker strength retard donkey shitters in a matter of minutes. I don't think I could even set sight on of those films after what I've seen.

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf K, I'm about to shock ya eyelidz. First, you ever see any of them old Italian slasher flicks? Well, my bathroom looked like a post-killing spree scene, only the gorey aftermath was poo brown, not blood red! Second, we don't serve that swill Strongbow in my house. I got 2 words for you: White Lightning! Yeah, that's like that piss water Strongbow on steroids! Imagine Ben Affleck in a 'roid rage flinging poo around YOUR loo like a caged beast? A part of my soul died forever that day...

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie Don't even get me started on Terry's cider turds. They were the worst. They had enough consistency to block a toilet yet seemed to render all traditional methods of unblocking a toilet useless. I even asked Brian how he'd deal with it being a plumber & all but he'd just say 'these small bus toilets ain't farking designed to take 12ib turds, simple as'. My heart would sink when I saw him clutching a can of Strongbow. I can't imagine what he did to your lovely bathroom.

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf So this was a common occurrence? Christ, his poor family. Don't get me wrong, he was a lovely fellow, but as you astutely suggest, I feel he came to my house w a 10lb baby boy brewing in his bowls. All the cider he consumed that night must have made that turd slip right out like you or I would glide across an ice covered lake! The smell ravaged my nose buds, & I have lost that sense forever. I wonder if Tel has some condition. I can only imagine the horrors you witnessed on that bus.

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie Sounds like earlier that evening Terry had hit up spud-u-like with Brian Harvey and had himself a tuna mayonnaise sweetcorn special by the description of that almighty turd he left. Christ the smell must've been foul. I used to be the tour bus driver for East 17 & I can tell you Terry clogged up that bog with his 18ib turds more times than Tony said 'krishna be praised'. The smell was vile & I'm sure the chronic lung infection I contracted was from breathing in his turds.