All My Internet Friends

This song is by Amanda French.

Check out http://allmyinternetfriends.com/

Lyrics:

Monday afternoon I gave a presentation to the staff
Kicked off with a knock-knock joke to liven up the charts and graphs
That crowd
Never laughs out loud
But all my internet friends were tickled pink
They put animated smileys when they passed around the link
They said Hey, girl, heres another awesome thing we found
Sarah Palin getting smacked down
With a Prince song in the background
Better watch it quick before they take it down

Wednesday night I figured Id go out and buy a DVD
Walked into a store and walked right out again immediately
This sucks
They want thirty bucks

But all my internet friends give things away
They just really like to make stuff even when it doesnt pay
They say, Hey, girl, heres a picture, heres a poem too
Heres a blog post, heres a podcast
Heres a song and heres a lolcat
And an iPhone application all for you

Saturday I had a date with Dave the software engineer
Told him bout the time I got my headphones wrapped around my ear
I swear
He just didnt care

But all my internet friends they listen well
They make sympathetic comments when I say that Im in hell
They say Hey, girl, whats your status? I say, Omigod,
Im not sleeping, Im not eating
I cant take another meeting
With the clean, well-meaning morons at my job

There are those who say I spend a little too much time online
Sometimes I agree, but on the whole I think Im doing fine
Click, buzz
I feel strong because
All my internet friends are here with me
Saying Love and information want only to be free
And well take no crap from anyone who says that they know better
We wont stand for that because we all came here together
Were remaining interwoven
Were a net, and we have chosen
To be knotted tightly to each other
You be client, Ill be server
We wont ever have to be alone

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• song
• all
• my
• internet
• friends

[TheFrenchReturn]

Yay Amanda French!