The Interview

My father is seriously hilarious... he just can't do it in front of crowds, which really sucks.

This whole thing came about because I just applied for a job at a local restaurant, and he asked me what I would say in an interview. Me, being me, I really didn't feel like going through it with my father, so I just answered, "I dunno," to all of the questions.

I managed to record this just as he said, "This is how NOT to answer questions. Let's say the first question you're asked is about your family." And it started from there... if you can't understand it, message me for the transcript of the comedy.

"...then he came back, then he left me again, and now I'm here, I don't really know... but what? What was the question? Oh, about school? Oh, yeah. Um... I dunno... my gramma told me to say that I have enough credits to graduate, and then... but... I dunno... and then... you know... but, I'm not really that good in school 'cause I got a really short attention span, so you may not even wanna hire me... my attention span's all fucked up... oh, shit, my shoes untied!"

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Comedy

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