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The Eric Cartman song - A South Park Tribute

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Published on Jun 13, 2012

We worked a LOTTTT on this song/music video, so I hope you guys thoroughly enjoy this!

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TEH CREDITS:

DIRECTED/LYRICS
Richie Pages (http://thenosemilk.com)

VOCALIST/VOICE ACTOR
Laila Berzins (http://www.youtube.com/user/Lailaberz...)

INSTRUMENTAL
Damon Dozier (http://youtube.com/theothersun)

FINAL AUDIO MIXING
"Uncle Roy" Yokelson - Antland Productions (http://www.AntlandProductions.com)


TEH LYRICS:

(sad, soft music at first)
People say I'm such a fat ass
Fat fat fat ass
People say I'm so absurd
Surd Surd Surd
They think Iʼm just at home with my dolls
Ooooooooohhhh.
sobbing like a turd
Turd....

(No music)
Well, guess what!

(Shouted)
THEY'RE WRONG!! (Drums) ALL WRONG!! (Drums) I DO WHAT I WANT!

I be makin fun of the jews
Cussin out Kyle for the gold in his shoes
Kennyʼs so poor
and My mom's a dirty sluttttt

Gingers with their hair so red
Givinʼ me nightmares in my bed
Their faces so ridiculous
Making my blood pressure conspicuous!!

(Kyle's voice: NO YOU FATASS! ITS CUZ YOUR FAT! Cartman responds: F*CK YOU
KYLE!)

(chorus)
I want my Cheesy Poof Cheesy Poof Cheesy Poof Cheese!
Gotta have my Cheesy Poof Cheesy Poof Cheesy Poof Cheese!
I want sum Cheesy Poof Cheesy Poof Cheesy Poof Cheese! (yeah!)
Gotta have my Cheesy Poof Cheesy Poof Cheesy Poof Cheese!
Cheezy cheezy poofin poofin poooooooffffinnnn (totally slow mo)

Kim Kardashian' ass ainʼt got nothin' on me!
My ass is size forty-one, while sheʼs a seventeen!
I make you as wild as bad ass pimpinʼ class Charlie Sheen,
My body so buff, and your face so incredibly green!
-From Jealousy cuz I'm on the cover of more magazineeeeeeeeee!

Uh UH UH
Iʼm so buff I make Arnold look like a twig
Iʼm so smart I make Einstein kiss a pig
(Kenny's muffled voice: What the F*ck? Cartman responds in a low voice: Yeah, that's
right Kenny, I said it.) *laugh*

Iʼm like Scar Face with a f*ckin sweet ass scar
Picking up all the hollywood chicks at the bar!
I pwn noobs in video games (Kick ASS!)
You know I beat up kids with names
like Butters, Bebe, Jimmy, Tweek! I F*CKIN hate you guys!

Scott Tenorman's an asshole
That's why I killed his parents
and made chili out of their butt hole
leaving him with his laments

I'm a super evil genius
I make Robotnik look like a penis
Plus who is the Coon,
He's as totally bad ass as can be!
(I mean seriously guys, who is the Coon? I mean God!)

(chorus)

I'd rather eat a batch of dinosaur testicles
than be friends with Goth kids and evangelicals
I'm gonna be president one day
Obama I'm gonna toss you out the fray-ay

Drop beat (dramatic chords)

Mr. Mackey is a f*cking asshole (Mr.Mackey says "M'kay" in his annoying voice)
Mr. Garrison is a f*cking asshole
Mr. Slave is a f*cking asshole (Jesus..Jesus Christ)
Kyle's mom is a big fat - I mean f*cking asshole

I've saved the world a billion times
I've seen a rat with a penis on its back
Been to prison hella times
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
What other 9 year old kid in the world the world can say that?

Kim Kardashian' ass ainʼt got nothin' on me!
My ass is size forty-one, while sheʼs a seventeen!
I make you go wild as bad ass pimpinʼ class Charlie Sheen,
My body so buff, and your face so incredibly green!
-From Jealousy cuz I'm on the cover of more magazineeeeeeeeee! (TWO BEATS)

(chorus)

seriously you guys you guys seriously! Iʼm so cool and Iʼm going to rule the school
and the world and all the girls will want a piece of my hot body ooohhhh! yeah yeah!
Iʼm an evil genius! And I have the biggest penius!
Mooooooooooooooooooooommm, can I have sum Cheesy p000000000fss?

Mrs. Cartman: Sure hun!
Cartman: Sweet


KEYWORDS YES YES YES!! (Just kidding. Just pop culture stuff that was in the video)

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