They're Coming To Take Alex Jones Away

The Illuminati offered me $3.65 billion, plus full dictatorial control over Lawrence, Kansas, to create this video.

Please note that I've taken Mr. Jones' statements out of context here. Please further note that taking Mr. Jones' statements out of context sounds remarkably similar to hearing them in context. If Paul's Academy is about turning on your brain, here's a classic example of a brain that short-circuited when someone attempted to turn it on.

But then again, Jones has built an entire franchise on irrational fear-mongering, while I haven't received a single donation for promoting reason and sanity, so who's really crazy here?

Sorry folks, Paul's Academy doesn't have any merchandise to sell. I work for a living, instead. So go ahead and buy one of Alex Jones' fine products if you want something to remember this video by.

While you're at it, you can probably get some good clearance deals on Pat Robertson's 700 Club merchandise (I heard a rumor that his patented 3-in-1 holy annointing oil is 50% off--thrice the blessing at half the price, and your lawn mower will run much more smoothly!).

Don't forget to live in mortal fear of the bogeymen now, ya hear?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Alex Jones
• argument by exhortation
• poor research
• cult
• insane
• irrational
• bully
• merchandising
• media
• franchise
• businessman
• elite
• illuminati
• new world order
• nwo
• rockefeller
• bullhorn

[D33Lux]

I'm not contesting he's lost a few marbles cause it definately looks like all the NWO...etc stuff took its toll on him. Are you guys saying all the things he's saying isn't true? Alot does make sense and you can find alot of evidence out there makes sense also thats not affiliate with him. I do believe he's a fear mongerer, a sensationalist, a drama queen and the most strange is someone this dangerous to expose the NWO isn't in jail or hasn't vanished! Strange times we're living in.

[PaulsAcademy]

Well, I can only say that my main interest for nearly 20 years has been cult mentality, and the symbiotic relationship between human intelligence and human stupidity, and I personally find in Alex Jones a textbook example of how to gather a flock, establish yourself as an authority figure, send the flock out to prosyletize your teachings, and exert control over followers' attitudes and beliefs.

If I wanted my own cult following, Jones is one of the few people I would emulate to achieve this.

[PaulsAcademy]

The "NWO" serves as an easy explanation for difficult problems in the world today--as long as nobody thinks very hard about it. But when you think independently, his explanations fall apart.

Jones talks about conspiracy, but the historical record shows that these people operate by consensus, and there's a big difference. One is malicious intelligence, and the other is just arrogant stupidity. Great wealth carries a loss of perspective, and it's easy to misinterpret that as malicious intent.

[PaulsAcademy]

I left my marked up copy of Mein Kampf in California (oh, the irony!). But thanks for the tip; I'll try to look at that again. In any event, Hitler was aware of the tactic, and he/Goebbels didn't shy away from using it. "The Jews" is too vague to take your statement about lying seriously. Yet I agree that history has attributed a ludicrous amount of superhuman evil to Hitler. Just like any tyrant, he did what other people allowed him to do, and what others helped him to do, and nothing more.

[UnoRaza]

See Bill Cooper for the scoop on a lying Jones and decide.

[ZOGcorp]

Hitler never advocated the use of the "Big Lie". He accused the Jews of using it, and he was correct. Go read the actual passage in Mein Kampf if you don't believe me.

The Jews and the Paytriotards lie about this. At no point in Mein Kampf did Hitler advocate the use of the "Big Lie". So this just confirms what Hitler said, i.e. the Jews employ the "Big Lie" technique.

[ZOGcorp]

Well, PaulsAcademy is exactly right. Alex Jones is running an internet radio cult, and he is doing a brilliant job of it.

[Freedom21stCenturi]

Lol, I love this song :D

[PaulsAcademy]

On another note, in terms of cult-building, it's crucial that the leader send his followers out to proselytize. Without that kind of emotional investment, followers are more likely to come to their senses when faced with evidence that the leader is a sham.

It's like using Hitler's "Big Lie" against yourself: After speaking the dogma yourself, your only options are to admit you were easily duped, or to continue going along with even the most insane program. The DVD copying serves this function.

[PaulsAcademy]

That's a fair question. He did say to copy his DVD's. On New Years Eve 2000 he also said the U.S. army was mobilizing, and Russia was preparing to nuke the U.S.

Visit his website. It's more animated with sales material than Times Square. When you're on the fringe, you need exposure/hits. Hence the free copy giveaways.

Wiki "The Long Tail" (esp. the "Crowds" section). His target demographic is technically "limited", but if a million people each give you a dollar.... A very good salesman indeed.

[intheflesh01]

he is telling you to burn copies of his films, and hand them out for free. what exactly do you mean by "good salesman"? i mean i kinda get the satire throughout the rest of it, not that i necessarily agree, but that last one doesn't make sense really.

[PaulsAcademy]

Oh boy, you've just reminded me how much I enjoyed listening to those radio shows when I was a kid. Those were the days!

[riceowlex]

I think it's cool you found the old "They're coming to take me away" song from "The Dr Demento Show" used to listen to that on Sunday evenings when I was a kid.

[riceowlex]

God Bless Alex Jones..He's worth his weight in solid GOLD!