Beat Poetry Nostalgia

"In San Francisco they declared a Renaissance and read poetry to jazz, trying to make Mallarme's dream flourish in the soil of America. They failed, as artists generally do." -- Pete Hamill
The many noses of Moses, as I probe the disappearances of several oil rigs in the Pacific Northwest
Do not remain calm!
Here in the forest there are a great many trees, but too many rabbits keep us leaping along
Nothing matters to a shark
Dogs pass slowly from the east
A beautiful but talented sociopath, walking backwards down trees, from Mars to Brazil
Hogs in the cool country rain, when biscuits walked the earth
God hates jazz
The Gambler returns to Hell
Distant beer warehouses
Bartenders are frustrated florists
Copious notes of an extreme juror, walking like a dentist
Evil limericks of the Master
"ALIENS ARRESTED ON I-80"
Dentists Who Shook the World
Teddy Roosevelt was a cyborg
The Human Cadillac
Speak of the cemetery, and it will appear
Who says ducks can't ruin your life?
Visions of my doorknob
Clairvoyant groundhogs
The Ramblin' Goose from Syracuse
9 is the new 10
Democracy gone mad
Don't shoot the bringer of the bad news (unless he also laughs at you)
Get over there with the others! And don't try any funny stuff, either!
Dogs will eat the human race
Genghis Khan: King of Golf
The haunted caboose
Controversial architecture critics
"SHIRLEY TEMPLE SHOOTS HER BIGGEST FAN"
Foul acorns
The secret life of dust
Moose cliches
Our records indicate you are currently dead
So many clocks, so little time
Fathers on the edge of coherence
Frogs in the fog (as opposed to gorillas in the mist)
The Yarn Channel
Football stunt coordinators
75% of the world is covered in filth
Batman is Irish
Sometimes everything is often found in buckets
Mutant vacuum bags from heck
A world as old as football itself
One of these days, I'm going to dance with the evil king
"Honey, I shrunk the Apollo."
You dance like a rocking chair
If I stood here long enough, I would die
Driving all nite chasing some garage
Rabbits on strike
Fake rodents (on the moon)
Muhammed Ali vs. Joe Frazier (re-enacted by lobsters)
London's Wobbly Stadium
6-foot leprechauns
Everybody joins the army and goes home
I have seen bridges evolve
"WINGED MESSENGERS TERRORIZE MANKIND"
Ambush tattooing
Meet the Killer Elf! (as opposed to Keebler)
SPILLED WINE 4 SALE
Die a thousand deaths and sneeze!
Crime-solving hedgehogs
Gnomes in harmony
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