Song A Day # 327: Get Your Hand Out of the Hunny Pot

when you're wandering the woods
holding candles in the night
and the bears pick up your scent
and you prepare yourself to fight

get your hands out of the hunny pot

when the clearing appears before you
and the moon is fully filled
it's the council of the bears
and a mistake will get you killed

get your hands out of the hunny pot

when a complex carbohydrate
needs a hand in getting eaten
like a spoon full of medicine
you become this honey cretin

you have a giant primate brain
but all the better to feel the pain
in the dark it glows, the moonlight shows
treebark stained with blood

get your hands out of the hunny pot

Category:

Music

Tags:

• hand
• hunny
• pot
• jonathan
• mann
• rock
• cookie
• bottom
• song
• day

[OdinsFrigga2]

Looks like you might live somewhere tropical, such as Florida?

[snorlaxownsyou]

birds ruin everything

[Cubehead666]

This is a good, catchy tune.

[punkrock4sissies]

Ooo, really like this one too!

[Radpeterguy]

Buster Barry wrote a song called You get out of the honey pot which sounds very similar to this one ... pretty suspicious

[datamouth]

awrghsome

[death1090]

great one mate

[lehman]

third