a GUY reviews Twilight New Moon

Every unlucky guy faces this day of shame one day or another.

I'll admit it, i enjoyed watching the movie, especially when Jacob took his shirt off, every girl in the theater gasped.... I cheered.

But this review of the movie is at least not as ridiculous or frothing at the mouth as some crazed pre-teen girls would present it.

The movie wasn't at all bad.

I stand by my opinion that the writer is one of the worst to have graced our century, but i respect the story and it's following.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• new moon
• robert patterson
• bella dates
• wolf
• wolfmother
• Taylor Lautner
• eclipse

[TheSparkleyVampire]

F you. Tram Edward

[floorpuddle]

@TheSparkleyVampire Do the world a favor and don't get out of bed tomorrow morning. TRAM JACOB

[yellowsubmarine615]

im not team edward or jacob. im team frodo baggins.

[floorpuddle]

I'm team tom bombadill

[shurbitup]

TEAM EDWARD

[floorpuddle]

GO AWAY

[mebee4]

Not what I was expecting, excellent! XD Very much lol!

[leaderstragg]

You poor... POOR guy... :(

[JoGoesEast]

hahahahhahahaha...love it.

where's the cousin dancing movie???

[floorpuddle]

bravo!!!!! :)