Terrible Sequel Headaches (part 18/32)

Mike Dawson finishes off another Dark Worlder. No wait, that isn't right. Anyway, part 4 is here: http://blip.tv/slowbeef/terrible-sequel-headaches-part-4-5-5689657

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[Paikerchu13]

@unclestaco The long player is probably blind and locked in his basement, with some guy telling him what to do by yelling random directions at him, and then spraying the long player with water every time he tries to escape.

[InfinitisStormcaster]

Dressed up as Mike Dawson for Halloween this year. Went to the nearby amusement park and missed every ring toss game they had, got lost in a house of mirrors while there as well. I then proceeded to painstakingly ask every house I dropped by the question: "Did you kill Rita?". To which the response was either a door to the face or yelling in my general direction. Yet still I decided to speak to them again, asking them the same questions in the same manner as before. Their response never changed.

[Presidentjh]

@Benjeezytube They probably have slept with her at one point.

[Pichu1232]

Fuuuuck this is just part 18 FFF

[uberCharlie7552]

so a porn-moustached insane manchild moves in with his mother who feeds him steam and has a friend that has a cassette stuck up his ass to play jazz whenever he walks as an insider, his girlfriend was decapitated after he moved here to fuel dick-loving aliens and their world domination conquest, and she was also a giant whore. the guy at the mourge rapes corpses and the sheriff refuses to move from his desk unless the derry freeze is involved. the other insider is an insane conspiracist

what?

[uberCharlie7552]

"MOM LOOK AT THESE PICTURES OF RITA"

'oh, i took those'

[DStecks]

So, I'm under investigation for murder, I know what I'll do! I'll BREAK INTO AND STEAL FROM A POLICE STATION. That will prove my innocence!

[CSB]

@runeman00 Dark Slowbeef and Dark Diabetus

[TrynaBeeFunny]

The only thing I can say that is good about this game is the concept. If it were done better, it would have made a pretty decent game.

[TrynaBeeFunny]

I like how they don't do much of anything to investigate the murder, such as make sure the crime scene is intact. They'd rather remove the body and suspect the only half retarded person in it even though almost everyone in town has had a personal relationship with her or at least fucked her, admittedly. Did the writers of this game even think about any of this? Over half the shit said in this game is complete garbage.

[runeman00]

The two people who disliked this video are Slowbeef and Diabetus

[ZombiePhysics]

Mike Dawson wouldn't do well against Victor Zsasz, he'd just hang up halfway through the phone call.