Two White Kids Try to Rap Chinese

two white kids rap in chinese
TRANSLATION

Good morning Good morning, It's time to get up
Today I wake up and study Chinese
I have a quiz in Chinese class at 1:30, But its only 8:30
moxie and new words, zheng ge I've been writing characters all night long
But I am white, and I don't know Chinese
I review, I translate, I study, but I am "not good"
I am a mess, I am a mess, I am a mess
I will be punished by mom and dad
I tried to develop my skills, but I do not understand
My teacher talks, but I don't understand
Josh is better at Chinese than I
Daniel is more handsome that me
You are taller than me.
Your clothes are cheaper than mine.
Your shirt is dirtier than mine.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter
We are not going to do well on the final exam, because we are white
Josh is going to travel to Beijing in the fall to study Chinese
But Daniel is going to stay here and not take Chinese in the fall
Josh is really bothering me right now, and is a bad partner
We make a weird pair, or apple
You don't like my western style? I don't like your Chinese style.
I was visiting Shanghai, eating Shanghai food, talking to Shangghai people, then I saw a man who was 250 cm high.
He said something in Cantonese, but I do not understand Cantonese or Chinese
I ran away, But then I set my mind at ease
When I returned my overdue book, The library did not impose a fine
I came back to America with my renminbi
But all they take is US Dollars, which is more expensive than the Chinese yuan
I wanted to borrow money from the bank, but I was not allowed to
The bus comes at 4:00, after Chinese class but I cannot go down the building fast enough
Lets walk to the Golden Gate Park
We are in the Golden Gate Park
Where are we going with this?
We have a Chinese Quiz at 1:30

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• spoof
• parody
• china
• rap
• white
• kids

[Judy1989]

WTF

[littlemingo]

hahaha, how manny Time of your live was offered by this crap?

only one hour is too much :>

[TheLinRun]

他妈的唱的好想杀猪啊，我叼你全家咯

[kennethown]

我叼你老莫閪

[primepeng]

I enjoy it. this is something new.

[primepeng]

wo zai xue han zi!! haha

[sukiyukie]

DONT REALLY THINK THIS IS CONSIDER AS RAPPING. AND NO OFFENCE OR ANYTHING BUT UR CHINESE SUCK! DOOH MM HOW TENG!

[NASKADADAMEANIEPOOPI]

WTF is this shit. Dumb ass heck.

[cb4allstar2]

WTF

[RhythmGrizz]

I'm am going to be the only sophomore in honors chinese 2 next year at my school. Sad.