Pulled Pork by Deven Green & Joel Bryant (Guest: Tupac)

Deven Green and Joel Bryant are an award-winning comedy duo. Attend a live show and see them sing "Pulled Pork" live!
http://www.DevenandJoel.com

Producers:
Deven Green - http://www.DevenGreen.com
Joel Bryant - http://www.JoelBryant.net
Rob Nokes - http://www.Sounddogs.com

Hair, Make-Up, Fashion Sense:
David Marvel - http://www.MakeupMarvel.com

Tupac Impersonator:
Josh Harraway - http://www.TupacImpersonator.com

"PULLED PORK" LYRICS:
Now my ass is gonna get just a little passionate
And when you're done havin' it
You're gonna want an antacid
From appetizers to hors d'oeuvres to entrees
A food parody song full of double entendres
Like "My Dinner With Andre" to "Boys on the Side"
To "Eating Raoul" like those boys from "Alive"
I take a joy ride through a fast food drive-thru
Salivatin' at what this crass dude might do
Don't give me no sliders cause I'm gonna want some more
We like to 69 cuz we're both carnivores
I wanna meet meat, pork loin....and knock wurst
Forget cold seconds, yo, give me hot firsts
From jerk to po' boy, I get crazy joy
Like Jeffrey Dahmer munchin' on an Asian boy
Like a mechanical pencil, my tongue is prehensile
So screw using utensils......
CHORUS
Let's hear it for pulled pork!
Who needs a fork when you can pull pork.
Yes you can pull pork
What is meat made of
Sharing meat is the gift of love
No need for a meat glove
Let's hear it for Pulled Pork Pulled Pork PULLED PORK

This song is rare but well-done, yo it's the full spectacle
Give me Rocky Mountain oysters or bull testicles
A chili cook-off festival I follow my goal
Like a porn star I'm gonna swallow it whole
From Cheetos or Fritos, yo I don't eat those
I would do anything for love, and anything for meat-loaf
Doritos are dry. Fried rice I tried
Give me a beef stir fry and the cream of Sum Yung Guy
Don't give me no tofu or I'm gonna hurt a chump
I'm not gonna toss your salad, But I am gonna work the rump
It's a little exotic, yeah I tend to get erotic
Suck down a whole bratwurst, sh*t I just brat it
Vegetarian? Not it. Vegans? I'll never join.
Like Elvis Presley, I love me tenderloin
If you're alone and not Jewish, say good-bye to your health.
You can pull your pork yourself!
CHORUS
Spoken:
Meat-eaters, make some noise! Carnivores in the house. Fellas -- wave your meat in the air.
Ladies -- keep your meat down there.
Top of the food pyramid. One food group y'all......

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[eatthatmeatball]

That black guy is hot...

[TheDevenGreen]

@eatthatmeatball That is a Tupac impersonator lol

[UpJumpUp]

That pulled pork could use some trouser gravy .... fabuloush!

[MonauralEHC]

Ok, Deven coming out of the meat locker on the first chorus of Pulled Pork was spot ON.

Oh, and I feel dirty for watching this. Thanks.. ;)

[spurned]

I think this is the funniest couple in the world.

[MarxDezix]

Deven and Joel really perform amazingly together! I like this better than song it is a parody of!

[eatthatmeatball]

@TheDevenGreen haha! ooooh, I see the resemblance now..... tell me, is he a fan of "pulling pork"?

[chrismanxxx]

Man, Deven Green looks GREAT in this video!

[diamadtiel]

Alicia Keys impersonation is excellent lol

[teakenene]

Glamor and meat = epic win

[67susieque]

OMG so Funny u two! Joel looks like a real white rapper! Liek eminem for shizzle! lol.  Take care