I Can Chew

I Can Chew
http://www.bklimt.com/music/

(c) 2008 Bryan Klimt
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

Thanks to
The Perlinger Archives
George Romero
Amy Klimt
NASA/JPL-Caltech

From flickr:
pointnshoot (chimichanga)
http://flickr.com/photos/pointnshoot/266581728/

JOE M500 (tater tots)
http://flickr.com/photos/m500/1794725178/

MShades (curly fries)
http://flickr.com/photos/mshades/121278569/

Amy Klimt (dinner rolls)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/buxtrosion/2058034240/

Joe Shlabotnik (poutine)
http://flickr.com/photos/joeshlabotnik/422692736/

paper or plastic? (eggs benedict)
http://flickr.com/photos/plasticbystander/879488143/

pointnshoot (fried catfish)
http://flickr.com/photos/pointnshoot/1833442570/

Cosmic Kitty (cherry pie)
http://flickr.com/photos/cosmickitty/208572654/

dannieg4 (lemon custard)
http://flickr.com/photos/dannieg/2364848901/

jslander (pigs in blankets)
http://flickr.com/photos/pancakejess/433153419/

IntangibleArts (corn dogs)
http://flickr.com/photos/intangible/2313038291/

foodistablog (salmon steaks)
http://flickr.com/photos/23766209@N04/2521166289/

jeremyfoo (mushrooms with braised abalone)
http://flickr.com/photos/jeremyfoo/1973135364/

jslander (beef kabobs)
http://flickr.com/photos/pancakejess/2142512377/

Amy Klimt (brussel sprouts)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/buxtrosion/2058034240/

Amy Klimt (candied yams)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/buxtrosion/2058034240/

phototram (calzone)
http://flickr.com/photos/phototram/1472447916/

tvol (pork chops)
http://flickr.com/photos/sixteenmilesofstring/2181365061/

Dan Zen (shrimp linguini)
http://flickr.com/photos/danzen/352804889/

bloggyboulga (cheddar scones)
http://flickr.com/photos/bloggyboulga/1844800212/

www.theedinburghblog.co.uk (fish and chips)
http://flickr.com/photos/theedinburghblog/2044235647/

sanctumsolitude (spinach dip)
http://flickr.com/photos/sanctumsolitude/2397721414/

Lyrics:

I went to the doc today just to see what he would say
Is my liquid diet through Am I now allowed chew
Yes sir he did say You can start to chew today
Here's a list to indicate the things that you can masticate
I am so excited now, at the thought of chowing down
This liquid diet was too tough Now I can't wait to chew this stuff
I'll apply my mandible to anything that's edible
Gonna clamp my lower jaw on anything they'll let me gnaw

My liquid diet's through and now I can chew
And now that I can chew well that's what I'm gonna do

The first step in human digestion is the act of salivation
As you chomp and pulverize the food's attacked by your enzymes
And when you've crushed and chewed it all it will form a little ball
This ball is also called a bolus and heads down your esophagus
Since you are not a horse or cow the food can only go straight down
And so the bolus will then drop to the stomach its next stop
It continues on its path through your intestinal tract
Forgive me if i skip the rest but after that it's quite a mess

I can chew chicken tacos bean burritos pork tamales beef taquitos enchiladas chimichangas pinto beans and refritos tater tots chili bowls curly fries dinner rolls collard greens poutine and tuna noodle casseroles eggs benedict with hollandaise sandwiches with mayonnaise scrambled eggs chicken legs and southern pan fried fish filets apple fritters cherry pies watermelon chicken thighs lemon custard honey mustard on my salty waffle fries

I can chew pigs in blankets macaroni corny dogs ravioli salmon steaks vanilla shakes mushrooms with braised abalone beef kabobs cans of spam brussel sprouts candied yams grilled cheese black-eyed peas spiral-cut and flavored hams mushroom pizzas cheese calzones breaded pork chops on the bones fettucini shrimp linguini gelato cups and ice cream cones cheddar biscuits fish 'n chips tiger prawns spinach dips turkey burgers and frankfurters gravy-covered chicken strips

I can chew so much

Although that list of food is ample it is just a tiny sample
of the things I have my sights on that the doc'll let me bite on
If i haven't had enough when i've eaten all that stuff
I'll make up a new collection candidates for my digestion
I live in an exciting new universe of things to chew
eatin' anything that's edible just like a rabid animal
I'll eat all day and eat all night until the break of morning light
Liquid diet gave me the blues but now I can chew anything I choose

Category:

Music

Tags:

• chew
• food

[alifesler]

how much weight did you lose? im gonna have mine probably in winter break, a little nervous. how was the gerber by the way?

[bklimt]

@alifesler I lost about 20 lbs by the end of the month. I didn't eat the gerber. I couldn't make myself. I'm not gonna lie. It was really tough. I always have a hard time making myself eat things I don't want. But it's just a month of being weak, mostly. Once I could eat boiled eggs again, I was fine.

[arequipa1]

this is pretty fuckin good

[bklimt]

@arequipa1 thanks!

[tsliao]

I think you should have made this a Zombie song - My Liquid Diet Through, Now I Chew. Now I Can Chew, I'm Going to Eat You. That would have been much funnier.....But good job anyways.

[bklimt]

That's a great idea actually!

[cabbitsd]

Friggin' Internet!!

[MichaelFromTheUK]

This is a really good example of how useful Creative Commons is, great video and thanks for using Creative Commons!

[stephiirox]

what is this????????????

[Kujien]

lol wut?