Jinho Wins An Academy Award

Jinho wins an Academy Award as best supporting actor opposite Gwynneth Paltrow. His role in "Wood", has him portraying a man in a deep conversation with a log (as played by Paltrow). Jinho discusses the loss of his wife, as well as his testicles, in an unfortunate housefire, which was started by Jinho's wife when she made the foolish mistake of trying to leave. Jinho wanted to ensure he could keep her dowry, and he lit her on fire. The ensuing fire scorched his testicles, and they had to be removed. Gwynneth Paltrow was nominated for her stirring, and remarkably realistic role as a log. Despite not having a single line, or changing facial expressions once, she really conveyed the character of the log to an adoring public.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• ESL
• English
• Korea
• Gwynneth
• Paltrow
• Wood
• Jinho
• Kim

[eec1207]

jinho cheated!

[wayhenry]

Of course he did, he's a Korean school child...that's every class here.

Gwynnie didn't though. It was really REALLY stirring. She's been building up to this since "Sliding Windows".

[MattPization]

0:17 AAAH! The man eats children's souls and you can still hear them in his voice! RUN!

[SuperDrPaperMario]

Obviously it was for acting

[TheGoodCasino]

DragonBall Z

[MidnightAngel357]

You can see the jealousy pour from Joon's face. That shoulder grab could turn to neck snapping any moment.

[GaemKyuBiased]

That damn joon still grabs people's shoulders.

[joker25011996]

Kevin looks jelly



[KoreaCarolyn]

They don't cheat at my school. ;_;

[eec1207]

bastard! cabron puta!