It took a week of filming and editing, nearly ten hours of raw footage, a lot of coffee and some sheer frustration at RFG's multiplayer servers, but here it is! 100 ways to get owned in Red Faction: Guerrilla :3 Unfortunately due to YouTube being a bitch I have to upload this in two parts. I will post a link soon to where you can download the whole 15 minute video in glorious HD. Well, as glorious as a composite cable will allow.
Songs used on the video:
Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio
Me (:D) - Better Red Than Dead
Red Faction 1 soundtrack - Synchopath
I forgot - We Interrupt This Program (Remix) (Popularly known as NEDM)
All ownages except #58, #75 and #100 were filmed in the single player campaign. #58, #75 and #100 were filmed in multiplayer on the Deadzone and Quarantine maps with the help of:
Mr_Pain666 (#75), ELL5550 (didn't appear in it but got me into contact with most of the others), Dudecaker (#58 - off camera, #75 and #100), Cruisader (#75 and #100), Darkstar194 (#100) and G-ING-E (#100).
1.Im here to mine, not hunt for scrap
2.WTF!? You killed your brother!!1
3. WTF!? You killed your brother again!!1
4.Pwning yourself with mining charges
5.Pwnt by the EDF
6. Repeatedly
7. Really badly
8.Pwnt by the Red Faction
9.Failing at demolitions master Badly
10.Thinking this was gonna be easy
11.Epically exploding bridge
12.Attacking fuel cans
13.Attacking hydrogen tanks
14.Trying to break up a car orgy
15.Pwnt by exploding cars
16.Owned by falling mining vehicle
17.Thinking you can survive that fall
18.Trying to assault a fortified EDF base armed with Gauss turrets using only a piddly little go-kart thing
19.Attacking your own ammo supply
20.Owned by flyers
21.Spinning around
22.Hitchhiking
23.Pwnt by singularity bomb
24.Not looking where youre going
25.Failing at being Mario wait never mind
26.Jumping into the Mohole
27.Trying to Kill Parker
28.Owned by Marauders
29.Trying to destroy the indestructible barrels
30.Attacking the big tanks that explode blue all over the place
31.Destroying EDF crates
32.Destroying random crates
33.Destroying anything
34.Rule 34
35.Forgetting that you set difficulty to insane
36.Owned by the wormhole
37.Trying to destroy the nano-forge
38.Owned by parked car
39.Being a member of Greenpeace
40.Owned by falling sensor tower
41.Owned by falling propaganda
42.Owned by falling windmill
43.Owned by falling guard tower
44.Owned by falling bridge
45.Owned by falling pipe
46.Failing at House Arrest
47.Failing at dramatically jumping out of cars
48.Failing at jumping away from explosions
49.Failing at long jump
50.Failing at Guerrilla Raids
51.Failing at parking
52.Failing at grand theft auto
53.Failing at convoys
54.Failing at setting up a falling object pwning
55.Failing really badly at parking
56.Failing at Transporter
57.Failing at being a miner
58.Failing at life (You stuck yourself!)
59.Trying to drive through the Free Fire Zone
60.Trying to attack the artillery base on foot
61.Owned by gauss guns
62.Failing at returning to earth
63.Getting owned by Kepler
64.Getting owned by Jenkins
65.Admiring your own shoes
66.Admiring the sky
67.Not wanting to live anymore
68.Attacking mining charges
69.Attacking proximity mines
70.Not wanting to watch the goddamn news
71.Teabagging
72.Hit by car
73.Bitchfighting
74.Damn technology!
75.Being teambagged
76.WTF!? You killed Sam!!1
77. Re-enacting Hansel & Gretel
78.Rocket launcher fail
79.Thermobaric rocket launcher fail
80.Lolwut?
81.Car bomb fail
82.Running fail
83.Attacking Solar Panels
84.Owned by tank
85.Trying to recreate Crazy Taxi in Eos
86.Stealing from vending machines
87.Do a barrel roll!
88.Attacking an airbase
89.Driving through the irradiated zone
90.Walking through the irradiated zone
91.Not liking the weird cars in Oasis
92.Epic car bomb fail
93.Attacking grain silos
94.Getting owned by the giant nano-missile launcher
95.Insurance fraud
96.Ghost Wedgie
97.Attacking EDF squad cars
98.Thinking walls are looking at you funny
99.Okay, this is just a bad idea
100.Stop TKing, you fag!!!11!!
Gay..pointless...whoever did this video is a tool
Lexingtonprepdude 9 months ago
@Lexingtonprepdude as you sit there flaming random videos
TheRealDamnSyko 9 months ago 4
dude u only kill ur self whit charges
jaggernutox 9 months ago
@jaggernutox And you look like you're typing with your left nut, point?
TheRealDamnSyko 9 months ago
im leoen on psn i played against u today i killed u with sledge hammer
leoen2 1 year ago
@leoen2 Lol, this was the game where you and your mates rode around on jetpacks with arc welders, rockets and enforcers like noobs every time one of my team landed a kill?
TheRealDamnSyko 1 year ago