I Hate Christmas

I hate Christmas; and you know you do.
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Oh, I hate Christmas, I hate Christmas
It makes me so sad
I hate Christmas, I hate Christmas
It makes me so mad. (refrain)

Oh yes, on that happy day
More people kill themselves
Than on any other day
Despite the Christmas elves

Refrain..

Just pull out your wallet
And spend all of your bucks
At your friendly walmart store
Christmas, it sure sucks.

Refrain..

Unwrap all your shiny gifts
And still you'll feel like crap
Christmas doesn't change a thing
Despite the fine gift wrap.

Refrain..

Sitting round the Christmas tree
With all your Chinese stuff,
That will break two weeks from now
Gee, your life is rough

Refrain..

Sure, be happy one whole day
Then go back to work
Slaving for the money man
Who treats you like a jerk.

Refrain..

Memories of Christmas past
The Gifts would change my life,
We all know that's just a dream
In this world of strife

Refrain..

So take all of your Christmas gifts
Shove them up Santa's rear
And shove that endless music, too
While I go get a beer

Refrain..

So be happy all the year
Be sad on Christmas day
Cause we know it really sucks
And that's all I can say

Category:

Comedy

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